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I remember years ago when the crowd was small enough awsten would do free M&Gs with signing, pictures, and some chatting before moving to the next person.
economy in shambles bc what do you mean paid m&g at shows less than 1k cap. one of these is literally a 300 cap room like - iz
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i love this photo it looks like a throuple pregnancy announcement. because it IS!!!
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I really enjoy how every photo of waterparks makes them look like they’re in a polyamorous relationship
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awsten feels like a mii in tomodachi life, but when two miis give birth and they have a baby that has a randomized personality and then the parents tell YOU to take care of it, and it gets fussy if you dont give it the "correct" attention. awsten is that baby
oh yeah i do that sometimes also in my tomodachi life awsten and otto are married but are always on the verge of divorcing
-iz
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cheeky parx poster because I was struggling to find any greatest hits posters, so decided to just make one
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cutehospital: i had the pleasure of styling michael (and also @awstenknight haha) here & there throughout the sidequest campaign. here's a look back at some outfits wowww he looks so cool ^_^ jewelry in practically every photo is from @personalfears @rareromance and shoes @newrock tysm we love you!!! 🫶 photos courtesy of: @ryanfleming @yisingkao @inetsphotos @jrcmccord @le3ay [august 24, 2025]
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i just want all of you to know we can see our site traffic and everytime someone asks chatgpt a question about waterparks that can literally be answered by us, a fairy dies - iz
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Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.
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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
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In a newly shared photo, Awsten wears a vintage Fido Dido watch (not available).
📸 Awsten's Twitter
Fido Dido was a cartoon character created in 1985 and used as a marketing mascot for 7UP & Slice from the early 90s to the early 2000s. I could not find any information as to the age of this watch, though; it is probably from the 90s.
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