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anybody who knows me irl knows one of my favorite comparisons to make is to liken something to a bowl of pretzels at a party that you eat out of boredom. so many things in life are mediocre party pretzels
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Party girl summerrr
Bruce Springseen in San Sebastian, June 24th, 2025. Pics by Ronald van Herp
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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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its thursday! reblog this post if you dont want to feel this way forever!
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so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol
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oh yeah well I was followed by multiple popular bloggers on this site for brief periods of time before they unfollowed me for being annoying. so maybe treat me with more respect next time
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I lowkey need to be killed for the things I've said and done
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i used to love supermarkets because i like things that are in their place and huge surfaces and wandering around but for a few years now i've been feeling myself lose a piece of my soul everytime i go i feel like the friend that's too stalin whyyyyyyy do we need all of this WHYYY there should be one brand one of every product like one yogurt one butter etc and we should hang every influencer by their feet
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hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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getting a tattoo right on my spine bc I'm stupid and think I'm invincible
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I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.
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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
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watching romeo + juliet with my wife and i casually say “do you see those very unique bright blue neon crosses behind romeo in this scene?” and my wife goes “is this gonna be about supernatural?”. and what so what if it was. god forbid.
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