mountainsboyhowdy
mountainsboyhowdy
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mountainsboyhowdy · 7 hours ago
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dont let the heatwave make u stop eating soup. the time for cold dessert soups is upon us. u must always be soup maxxing
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mountainsboyhowdy · 7 hours ago
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Saw that post about transmascs and how ppl need to talk more about vaginal atrophy and how it's easily treatable with estrogen cream without affecting your HRT and it got me thinking about how none of us transfems seem to talk about dick atrophy either and how it's also easily treatable with topical testosterone cream provided you're not taking a T blocker (so on a GnRH agonist, estradiol monotherapy, or have had bottom surgery). Without T you don't get that passive tissue maintenance so unless you want to get hard every other day for the rest of your life to keep it healthy you're kinda screwed and erections can become really painful, let alone the change in length/shape. So yeah ask about topical testosterone.
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mountainsboyhowdy · 8 hours ago
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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way
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mountainsboyhowdy · 8 hours ago
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A patron came in to the library a few weeks ago looking for a copy of "The Tale of Peter Rabbit". She said she wanted to replicate Peter's coat for her daughter's rabbit. Library staff found her the book thinking she meant a stuffed rabbit. But, lo and behold, it was a real rabbit! Introducing... Melvin Rabbit!
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mountainsboyhowdy · 8 hours ago
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☞ THUS
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mountainsboyhowdy · 8 hours ago
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mountainsboyhowdy · 8 hours ago
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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again
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mountainsboyhowdy · 8 hours ago
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a noble sacrifice
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mountainsboyhowdy · 9 hours ago
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mountainsboyhowdy · 9 hours ago
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Ricky can you show us your best dacula?
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I think this might be it! Scared? 😏
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mountainsboyhowdy · 9 hours ago
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Animated scrap metal figures by Guillermo Galetti
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mountainsboyhowdy · 9 hours ago
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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador
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mountainsboyhowdy · 9 hours ago
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do it drunk. do it high
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mountainsboyhowdy · 15 hours ago
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From the OP: "If you sit at a desk or stare at your phone all day, this is for you. Here's how to undo the damage: - Banded Chin Tucks - Strengthen your neck flexors and fight forward head posture - Banded Pull-Aparts - Target your rotator cuff and improve shoulder stability - Banded Abduction - Activate the midline of your scapula for better posture - Lateral Deltoid Raises - Build shoulder stability and control - Banded Up-and-Overs – Boost scapular mobility and range of motion These simple banded drills will help you stand taller, move better, and feel stronger - even after hours at a desk."
Some of these are the same or similar to the exercises my physical therapist taught me.
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mountainsboyhowdy · 15 hours ago
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gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders
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