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Alphard spilled my sparkly ink. I think he did it on purpose.

I wonder if Orion will miss him, if I feed him to the basilisk for his crimes

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I've got ✨ sparkly ink ✨

My diary looks so pretty now (it thinks so too)

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So you agree that he's beautiful?😏

Better yet, more beautiful than you?

I sense unresolved issues about love with Malfoy~

:<

The only issue here is your incessant need to find desires where are none. And the fact Brax is mad at me for stealing hair products... Black put his under a ward that pulled my hands off and Avery hid his somewhere where I can't find them, not that his type works for my hair...

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how high is your pain tolerance? (flirting)

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I love being a prefect. The stupid Hufflepuff can do nothing but cry how his sparky ink went missing... Diary will like when I'll draw with it

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Hiiiii!

Don't hate me, i just have a question:

Are you inlove with Abraxas

(Hey, ik this is rp and if you're uncomfortable with questions like this, i won't ask something like this again)

Quiet!

Don't get any ideas, I could never. He's far too dramatic for me and his beauty would overshadow mine. I care nothing for him nor I find him a potentially suitable partner

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Iiiii ran out of hair products. NO ONE tell Abraxas I'm stealing his.

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Ha! Avery noticed and decided to stare back until he cried. This is a good day.

I love observing my peers and pretending it's not creepy at all.

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Where is Abraxas?

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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Black has no idea I've been figuring out the best way to either grab his pretty arse or decapitate him.

I love observing my peers and pretending it's not creepy at all.

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I love observing my peers and pretending it's not creepy at all.

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Running my miserable flesh on caffeine and spite. No one will see me coming in the middle of the night. Sleep is but a crutch for the lesser, no matter what Abraxas says.

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I would certainly follow, there's not enough reviews for the more niche brands and Thaddeus keeps critiquing my choice of a muggle product.

im currently debating whether i should start a side blog reviewing the different high-end hair products.

my expertise is vast after all, and im quite sure most of you could use the help.

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The most accurate description, thank you

Tom Riddle was a Victorian ghost girl trapped in a boy’s body. Obsessed with diaries. Refused to die. Loved monologuing. Definitely cursed some lace, cursed boys, cursed fate itself. If you don't see the haunted femininity in him, you're not paying attention.

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∘₊✧⁺⋆.˚₊∘༓☾ Tom Marvolo Riddle ☽༓∘₊˚.⋆⁺✧₊∘

✧𓆙 He/Him

✧𓆙 Old enough to rule the world

✧𓆙 𝕾𝖑𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓

✧𓆙 Known as Mr Conundrum around polite society

✧𓆙 Dark Arts Enthusiast

✧𓆙 I've done nothing wrong in my entire life

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You ever girlboss so hard a classmate drops dead? So anyway how the fuck do I get rid off a corpse AND a ghost?

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Would it be too much to ask for a Voldemort acting more like a cat than normal?

Cat enough for ya? 😂