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This is reminder to check up on your own mental health.

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I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @ldcurtain is a good person and deserves many good things.

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Update: I super booped my brother. He gave me an evil boop back, but then apologized and said he forgave me and wanted to be brothers again. I was excited until I realized it was another April Fools joke 😔💔

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Oh and Happy (late) Easter!

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your mistake is thinking healing will always feel good, and not often like molting while clung to dead tree bark

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You ever meet a kid so shitty you're immediately like "I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential" but also, like. I punt you like a football

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[pleasantly] well i don’t particularly know if i came back wrong. Only time will tell!

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@mvshortcut

Hello dear. 💕

oh to be called “dear” by mr benedict

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If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

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I DID! Several times, but you refuse to listen to reason!

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#He’s a traitorous lying backstabbing villain whose name I REFUSE to say

prev tags really? 💔

i was curious about how many people know people with their EXACT SAME birthday the other day (i certainly don’t) so i decided to make a poll have fun

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I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

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What? No, Nathaniel that’s not true at all, I happen to think you’re a wonderful performer and completely support your Broadway dreams!

Did you know that Curtain's number one career choice was to be a star on Broadway?

It's true! He auditioned several times, but got rejected for being a tone deaf horrible singer, awkward dancer, and just an overall unpleasant person to work with.

In his frustration, he decided to go with his backup career plan, which was world domination via brainwashing everyone on earth to follow his every command without question.

Game show host was his other backup, and reality tv star was his safety.

The lesson is to always have a backup plan. What a nice moral!

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a hug from Nicholas Benedict would solve all my problems basically