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I've come not to trust people who hate coconut, if you hate things like coconut macaroons or Almond Joys, are you okay, because I think you're lying if you say you are.

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It's 3am and a McDonald's employee asked me if I wanted spaghetti while I was on my break. I don't know of this will absolve me of or exacerbate my trust issues.

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Fuck me I might actually be going through a Mouthwashing hyperfixation

Can't stop

thinking about it

oaoha

swansea

my beloved

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i've acquired samplings from the homophobic chicken shack

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Buys bag of skittles out of vending machine

Bag gets stuck

Buys another bag of skittles to get the previous bag of skittles freed

Not only do I get the initial bag of skittles, but I've acquired another bag of skittles in the process

This is what we call in the business a net gain

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FUCK THE INTERNET, I'M GONNA READ A BOOK AND START STAMP COLLECTING

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Types the word retro

Autocorrects as estrogen

Prey tell, what does this mean

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Everyday Elon Musk wants me to migrate to Tumblr more and more

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If a wingus is allowed to dingus, then a bingus should, by that logic, be allowed to jingus. The fact that a bingus is not legally allowed to jingus is proof of the deep-rooted, systematic racism binguses face every day.

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Who wants to be the eeby to my gleeby

"he done grabbed up all my oranges and run off"

Getting snacks at 3am, by me, 2024

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Fine I admit Twitter is going down the tubs, so now I'm here.