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𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵

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THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

Absolute immortality where I continue to exist endlessly past the heat death of the universe would suck, but opt-out immortality where I can continue living for as long as I want would be rad.

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Well?

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Quincey P. Morris and Arthur Godalming every time the gang opts to split up

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Thankfully this sort of thing doesn't fuck over most of us. Unthankfully it does happen to fuck over ME.

And like, it's already embarrassing enough to have to ask to come into your house, PLEASE don't rub salt in the wound by being annoying about grammar. It's not an additional barrier but it does make me feel like a dumbass

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This could be us. If you care.

⚢ the counts treat

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Quick vampire tip:

"Look into my eyes": nobody says that. If they're a hunter they immediately know you're a vampire and that you're trying to hypnotize them.

"My eyes are up here": excellent. Actually gets people, frequently even hunters, to look into your eyes long enough for you to enthrall them. Powered by shame.

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Catching up on some theory

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@kharnieval-blog Well hello yourself! That'd be on account of the total communication blackout in recent nights. I really shouldn't be here tbh, but I'd rather meet final death than give up talking to the little gay people in my phone.

Im not religious but cathedrals are so beautiful

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So I've been seeing someone, and I went through the motions of telling her the whole vampire thing (yeah yeah, ik, the court'll kill you for it, but women love that shit okay??). So naturally she asks how old I am, and I tell her 74.

I shit you not, she goes, "that's it??" She looked so disappointed too. Like suddenly all the mystique and aesthetic was gone and I was just like, kinda old.

You guys. I have never felt so deflated in my entire life.

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One day I'll be big enough in the Camarilla to chill in a place like this. Any day now

Im not religious but cathedrals are so beautiful

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Deadlyashes

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Summer is the WORST. The damn thing is relentless, and it feels like it never sets. I forgot to make sure my alarms were auto-updating with the time of sunset (+45mins-1 hour if you dont want to feel like total shit) about a month back. Drew my blinds.

So now I double check my phone when I wake up lmao 💀😭

in the summer, I avoid the sun to stay pale. and not only in the summer. I'm sick of the tan

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Random pic dump. Never let these weak ass Kindred whine to you about how they miss the sunset or whatever. Night life is beautifully serene 🖤🖤

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