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Alternative readings are good, I say, while grinding my teeth because I don’t like this particular one
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hmmm. oldguardjedi!au in the clone wars era... jedi literally dying for their clones over and over...protecting them w their full bodies dying horrifically over and over.. the thought that someday it may be the last time they revive... just adding another level of force osik to the war...hmmm im turning it over in my mind
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Mud I am absolutely DYING at your tags (reading the wrong RA)
Thank you also I will from henceforth be called mud have a nice day
#I am a man on a mission ok#the mission is calling ra(Flanagan version) and ra(regular(Solaris version]#take up arms (word doc. fanfiction) and join me fight the good fight (no more weird stuff about women characters)#mutuals
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Ok I love Ranger's Apprentice. Like, we all know this by know (sorry to my followers who didn't follow me for this shit). But can we talk about how Flanagan portrays women for a second? Because...
Halt is *really* weird about Alyss. From thinking about how he'd be interested in her "if he was 20 years younger" to laughing and playing up her conflict with Evanlyn (Cassandra), he's really creepy about her all throughout the books. Speaking of the conflict with Evanlyn, they don't even manage to pass the Bechdel test until well into Emperor of Nihon Ja because of Alyss's purported jealousy.
I like how much better he's been doing with The Royal Ranger series (growth is awesome! Go Flanagan!), but the fact is that female characters in the OG series really aren't treated that great and it makes me really uncomfy sometimes.
#Listen. listen. you’re reading the wrong series#youre reading rangers apprentice (Flanagan version)#you need to be reading rangers apprentice (Solaris version)(astronomically better) (Solaris portrayal of Caitlyn is wonderful)#the royal ranger (Solaris version)
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At some point during the clone war, probably;
Cody: Do you take constructive criticism?
Obi-Wan: I only take cash or credit.
#Cody: so youre saying you’re susceptible to bribery#Obi wan: I’m glad you didn’t say bring up prostitution#Cody: should I have?#Obi wan: dear. I would never take money from you to get you in my bed#this all happens completely calm normal body language walking down the hallway or over the bridge or something#they will not get together for another two years at this point#codywan
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Obi-Wan: *kisses sick Cody on the forhead*
Cody, absolutely out of it: You missed
Obi-Wan: Huh ?
Cody: *kisses Obi-Wan on the lips*
*Obi-Wan exe has stopped working*
Kix: *walking backwards out of med bay* Nope ain't gonna dealing with this banta shit
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You'd think writing a chapter would make you one chapter closer to being done with a fic. You'd think that, wouldn't you??
But no, you are in fact 3 chapters further away.
#every time I write a chapter I get three chapters a sequel a new unrelated fic with a plot I though of while writing#but could incorporate into the existing fic and another new fic for a different fandom#King halt au#fanfiction
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rpf is literally good for you
rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine
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I know most people interpret Crowley and Halt's relationship as romantic but I think the platonic/brotherly interpretation of their relationship is very important too. when they meet, Halt has been betrayed by Ferris and has serious trust issues, so learning to see Crowley as a brother is a very healing arc for him. it also doubles as great segway into him warming up to the idea of family through the ranger corps and two eventual apprentices
#this is why I like to imagine them as a secret third thing (insufferable idiots who find each other in every life and then complain about it#romantic or familial or platonic or a secret third thing (meant to be together while being as annoying as possible)#Crowley meratyn#halt o'carrick
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Luke: I remember back when I knew Obi-Wan as old Ben he used used to live with his roommate Cody who I’m pretty sure was his husband
Ahsoka: *spits out drink* wHAT
#oh yeah this exact vibe#Luke: my dads name was anakin Skywalker but I never knew my moms name#ahsoka. about to unleash three years of war gossip: well you’re never gonna guess what I’m about to tell you#one of the joys of Star Wars is that despite everything and everyone being connected by a galaxy spanning force most people actually don’t#know what’s going on#luke skywalker#ahsoka tano#codywan
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German children’s tv show mascot Bernd das Brot would do numbers if he had a tumblr account:

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
#yes that’s how car pooling works#but yes#i love it when people recognize and acknowledge this of themselves#prev<-
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