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me after eating a REALLY TASTY gummy vitamin:

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only the sparknotes twitter is funny I’m sorry everyone else but it’s time to shut the fuck up
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just bc I complain about not having a gf doesn’t mean I’m gonna actively seek one out... ever heard of yearning stupid?? smh...
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Due to personal reasons I will become a hot clearly homoerotic villain
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do not let your daughters listen to cell block tango they will become lesbians and also become very hot
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straight girls be like:
I wanna skinny boy w blue eyes!!
....bitch that’s sans undertale 😐
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is having a strong lady feed me kraft singles really too much to ask for??????
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