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Static.

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TETO AND MIKU SUNG MESMERIZER ON STAGE OFFICIALLY!!!

art to celebrate

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shouldn't have used that dubious disc...

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plans tonite

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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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Y'all ever think about the way video game bosses are designed to lose? How the bombastic soundtracks, the impressive displays of villainy, the teeth-rattling power of their attacks, are at once engineered not just to sell you on how unfathomably strong and vile they are, but also to make the player's inevitable victory all the sweeter?

Viewed this way, a boss battle is more like a choreographed dance - they call, you respond and counter-call. The trick is to learn the steps - once you know where to move, when to strike, when to defend and how to best allocate your resources, victory is not just achievable but actually almost impossible to avoid. You cannot help but recite the winning plays, over and again, because that is what the dance demands of you both - and is there not a savage sort of beauty in such a thing?

Is it any wonder then that we look back on these bosses so fondly, almost as if they were old friends? We danced together once, and oh what fun we had while doing it!

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Why is Kermit censored, Amazon? 😭 (I found the ad on FB first, the went to the listing. Both are censored.)

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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it's too bad that being in a jar has such strong connotations. I'd love to be in a jar. a little glass enclosure all to myself. put some leaves and sticks and colorful rocks in there and I'm having a great time

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happy pride moth

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Finding a colorblind friendly redesign of the rainbow flag has me happy to see a pride flag for once

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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SCREENSHOT OF ALL TIME I WILL CLUTCH TO THIS LIKE A SECURITY BLANKET

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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