missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the car, on a plane, on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window 😵💫😵💫😵💫
STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES
Drabble: Matt can smell when you’re ovulating and it drives him fucking insane
Pairing: Matt x Reader
Word count: 1.1k
Warnings: smutty smut smut smut, unprotected sex, language, desk-fucking, oral, really just absolute filth here
*Minors do not interact*
Listen, I can’t believe I’m out here exposing myself like this but it is Thirsty Murdock Hours and I have one (1) thottt:
Matt can smell when you are ovulating. And it. Fucks. Him. Up.
I mean he goes absolutely feral over it. It’s just a subtle shift, but when you walk past him it takes every ounce of willpower in that man’s body to stop himself from taking you right then and there.
(And here’s where I got carried away…)
So imagine you’re at the office with him, and he is decidedly avoiding you. I mean he keeps closing his office door, he says he’s too busy to grab lunch with you, etc.
And at first, you think he’s just behaving oddly, then you start to pick up on the fact that he’s avoiding you. It builds up all day, and finally you go to confront him. Of course, his heart just about breaks when he realizes he’s inadvertently hurt you.