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I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

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plants that look like they're dying immediately after you forget to water them one (1) time but also recover immediately after you do are my best friends actually. very clear signals, hold no grudges, that's a relationship that works for me

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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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“$10 million but you have to survive for a whole year in a horror movie’s world” don’t be silly. don’t make me laugh. it’s literally so easy to survive in a horror movie’s world as long as you don’t do something stupid like try to fuck with the plot. i enter the world of halloween (1978), immediately leave haddonfield, now i’m loose in late 1970s idealized america, greyhound bus down to los angeles, rent an apartment for two dollars and write a film treatment, hand it to literally any producer and boom, i’ve broken into the hollywood film industry. i enter the world of the fly (1986), go on one date with seth brundle then very gently call it off, now i’m loose in mid 1980s kind of grungy but still pretty okay nyc, rent an apartment for three dollars and write a novel, hand it to literally any publisher and boom, i’ve broken into the world of literature. i enter the world of uzumaki (2000), now i’m kind of pulling an icarus maneuver but i’m pretty sure i can immediately leave kurouzu-cho before too many things start spiraling, get on a boat to hong kong, rent an apartment for fifty dollars, walk onto literally any film set and boom, i’ve broken into the hong kong film industry, and it’s just a matter of playing my cards right to meet tony leung

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Hey future not broke me, this

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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Ough catboy time :3

Nya mother fuckers >:3

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Jigsaw is a fucking vtuber

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honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

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Guy trying to invent a plausible sounding Japanese name that won't inadvertently reveal they've definitely heard one Japanese word before in particular: Yeah "Wukanari" sounds good, post it.

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[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"