murdermortician

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daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do!

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Chat im cooked

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I have new pookies

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Toothless sketchessss

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Omg me? Making vent art in 2025?

Yeah.

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I redesigned some vent OCs from the past a while ago! I would explain what each represents but it's a bit graphic and I think I'll keep my IRL life off tumblr

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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I'm so done with ts wtf

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😭😭 ain't no shot

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It is me look at the eyes

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It is me look at the eyes

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Absolutely

⁂꧁snowclothprincess꧂⁂

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Yeah it's Alfred

starting a collection #blackmold

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It's been a long time but to be fair, I've had a lot of stuff going on and I'm just not free most of the time anymore to be on here 💀 but here!

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No because I can see so much happening with this. You've pretty much summarized my thoughts!

transmasc veroncia sawyer would go amazing imo

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I'd eat there

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

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Eevee evolutions