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i help also by youtubr to mp3 .;,;.
made my 1st mix cd with the songs ive been listening to this summer. it's pretty cool :)
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Your god just bit me
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controversial food opinons:
In real life, i am told many times i eat certain foods very strangely by certain people, who have perhaps also said similar things on this web site. For posterity and clarification, i would like to list them here:
1: bananas. Bananas are not my favorite of the fruits, due to their stringly ass texture, so i eat them rather rarely. But when i do, i do not bother doing this "peeling from the top orbottom" shit. Nay. I break them in half then curl their peels off before cutting them into little chunks and eating them like little shrimps.
Two: oranges. Similar to bananas, i find peeling an orange to be a thankless and annoying as fuck task, so i cut them in half with a knife, then squeeze their juices out into my mouth with my bare hand, before turning them inside out to eat the remaining pulp. Also. One orsnge is never enough. Usually i have two or three at a time, but oft i shall pluck a fourth in my somewhat bridled orange wisdom.
Trés: cereal. I do not Enjoy Milk. I loathr it, frankly. But espescially wuth cereal. People are alwyas fuckign complainin about "uuuhhh my cereal sogged" and few realizd the solution is to just stop putting it in MILK you FooL!!!1! Also, i quite enjoy Rasin Bran, dry, of course.
Three (3) plus (+) Four (4): chocolate. I also do not like chocolate. It oft will cause me great pain, and kind of tastes bad (particulary chocolate chips and some milk chocolates). Dark chococale isnt bad though i like it more. Also: chocoalate chip cookies kinda rent great. They usually rely too much on the chocolate chip (which often arent the best tasting anyways) and the cookie kinda suffers as a result. I think oatmeal rasin and sugar cookies kinda resolve this problem in a very elegant fashion imo. Also peanut butter and chocolate kidna sucks? Like no hate to you if you like it but i cannot stand the combo. Chocllate cake also will kill me if i eate it which is maybe why i dont like the flavor as a whole but thats a little too deep tbh.
-Hot dog: hotdogs. Hotdogs are a punishment for our hubris. They either taste like dirty water or wet, musty bacon. Corndogs are good, but only becayse the cornbread kind of manages to fix the meat somehow? Its wierd i cant really explain it.
And lastly:candies. I do enjoy a good candy. But my favorites are black/purple jelly beans, necco wafers, and gumdrops. Most fruit and "licorice" flavored candy is very good imo but i dont care for actual licorice anymore tbh, its kinda musty. Chocolarte candy can br good but its not my favorite, usually only pairs well with carmel. Milk duds are one of my faves of that genre though.
Anyways thats kind of it hpefully this both inspires and disgusts the people of the world to band to getrhwr and hit me with many hammers or suddenly develop terrible taste .;,;.
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you dont have to say gex. anyore. you could just fuck men as be man?
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Idk if were annoying so mucj as we say a lot of stupid and or annoying shit and you can kind assume ghats wjat happen if an american speaks. But also yeah theres like hundreds of both?
so do Americans actually think our accent is hot because we find your guys' accent
really fucking annoying
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Hey so why did we stop letting most shows/games/movies/whatever die
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important to mention prev walks into my room like every other night and speaks exactly like this.
bno coherent ththoughts 😁 chharac we rs from book.
the characetrs. They are from the book but now they are in my mind 🙂
bbook guy. Guy who reads that book
nooooooo i dont want the bulleted list
spent maybe an hour looking at fanart for the characters
I think perhaps they will never leave. the mind or the page
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hes calling it confit because its cooked until its soft
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One of my mutuals is popping off about frankenstein and then all i can think about is Earlier in the song I used the term "galvanistic" And galvanism is the concept, uh, the obsolete scientific theory That there is a kind of electricity flowing through our bloodstreams And that was our life force and then i want to listen to more carseatheadrest. trickle down fixations tbh.
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very late but i found the origin of "im from the ruins let me spin around" its baltoys catchphrase in super pokemon mystery dungeon for the 3ds
evidently i was trying to remember baltoy last night
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dont forget seeing some shit like this every three posts:
tumblr dash simulator:
moot 1: I need him (picture of a middle aged blond man)
moot 2: lyrics in all caps
moot 3: insanely depressing vent post
random guy you followed for art: *the most bigoted shit you could possibly think of*
moot 1: oughhhhh,,,,,, he's so babygirl coded (another image of middle aged blond man)
moot 4: analysis of a minute detail from a fandom you're not in
moot 3: ok I'm normal now
moot 2: like fifteen reblogs about some band you've never listened to
moot 5: here's a drawing I kinda hate it's not very good, sorry (literally the best piece of art you've ever seen in your entire life)
tumblr bot: (porn no one wanted to see)
moot 6: someone should stab me homoerotically I think
random meme account that won't leave your dash: (badly captioned dog image from twitter)
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bestie i tell no lies.
everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd
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everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd
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at this point climate change denial ads feel like theyre telling me that im freezing to death while i am actively on fire. Like. Im not *that* stupid??
just saw an ad that said “Don’t worry about climate change. Worry about the New Little Ice Age (NLIA) we are already in.”
and its sort of just. no ? your fully scaleless scatter plot with a fire background doesn’t convince me of much, i have to say
(Climate change is real and we have been in an ice age (interglacial period, but we still. have ice) for about two and a half million years.)
#Originally:at this point all pro climate change ads feel like theyre telling me that xblichcg ggig g lg igigigihihiikgH HBZBkkb kbb ajc#the original was also very true but alas it was an accident
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i am so curious what audio you were going to add
ingolstadt
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Lotta people mentioning fallen london without context so:
"My dear sir, there are individuals roaming the streets of fallen london at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine? It is my own buisness, sir, and I bid you good day."
Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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og one is funny because I've only ever heard people brag about being good drivers in minnesota, meanwhile every state around us is apparently shit in comparison, but especially illinois.



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