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Plays With Squirrels' Manifesto
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Peaches and Plums motherfucker
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my-random-fandoms · 9 hours ago
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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my-random-fandoms · 9 hours ago
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
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my-random-fandoms · 11 hours ago
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Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?
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my-random-fandoms · 11 hours ago
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my-random-fandoms · 11 hours ago
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cross posting this question because i think i have more reach here?
assume that you cannot fly/bus/train/other. it could be on your own or with a group depending on your preference, just think of your individual ideal road trip parameters. you can also switch off drivers as often as you want, it’s not just you doing all 24 hours. it is 24 hours in a car, driving or not.
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my-random-fandoms · 11 hours ago
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The enshittification of gymnastics (in the US at least).
But I seriously don't blame the gymnasts at all. NCAA gym is having a moment and NIL is giving them an opportunity to get some money. Who wouldn't do that?
ik it’s wild to say this bc like 5-6 years ago we were having the opposite conversation but. does anyone else feel like USAG is losing elite talent to NCAA lmao???
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my-random-fandoms · 11 hours ago
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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
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my-random-fandoms · 1 day ago
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It feels perverse to have minor pet peeves when the whole world is.....like this.
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my-random-fandoms · 1 day ago
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
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my-random-fandoms · 1 day ago
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“The Trump administration’s decision to publicize something like Alligator Alcatraz is not just a useful weapon that they can now threaten their enemies — and Elon Musk — with. It’s also a distinctly new form of propaganda. Something they seem to have picked up from the video tours of Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) in El Salvador. The concentration camp reimagined as a hype house. A place to make content, both real and AI-generated, that glorifies the power of the state. What Democratic super-poster Will Stancil described this week as “pornography for Trump’s sadistic base.” But also content that desensitizes you. That normalizes state violence and, most importantly, turns it into a meme. Trump’s administration knows that most effective propaganda of the 21st century is viral, ephemeral, and, crucially, stupid. Something CNN hosts can joke about on air, distracted by how idiotic the name is. How goofy the T-shirts are. Completely removed from the human misery happening behind closed doors.”
Trump’s big, beautiful gulag
This is what Republicans voted for. This is what they wanted. 
Don’t let anyone tell you they didn’t vote for this, they actually voted for [low taxes | strong defense | the party | the price of eggs| some other bullshit], and now they are horrified. They never wanted masked thugs to terrorize and kidnap an innocent mother while her children watch. They never wanted masked vigilantes to terrorize entire communities and beat fathers bloody in front of their families. 
They never wanted any of this, they tell us, and maybe they didn’t want it, but he promised it, and his base held up signs celebrating it. He promised to inflict this terror and this sadistic cruelty on as many people as he could, and that even if they say they didn’t want this to happen, his repeated promises to do exactly this certainly weren’t enough to stop them from voting for him.
So many people who voted for him like to pretend that they aren’t Nazis; it’s the MAGA extremists who are the Nazis. It’s not this guy who lives in the middle-class suburb! This guy goes to church and takes his kids to soccer practice! He was appalled by January 6 (though he’s rewritten almost all of it in his head into something less violent). He doesn’t support those MAGA people; in fact, he’s embarrassed by them!
Deep breath. Okay. Hey, buddy, I have some news: there is no difference between you and them. You’re just as deplorable, and you do not get to pretend you didn’t vote for this like they did. You may dress nice and check all the “good neighbor” boxes, just like a lot of Germans did in the 1930s, but you don’t fool me.
Whatever justification you invented to feel good about what you did, doesn’t matter. It’s the result of your vote that matters, and you voted for terror, suffering, and incompetent malevolence aimed at the heart of our Constitution.
I will never forget this. I will never forgive you for the suffering you enabled. 
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my-random-fandoms · 2 days ago
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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me
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my-random-fandoms · 2 days ago
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there's no such thing as a medicaid freeloader. everyone needs healthcare. it does not matter if you don't believe someone has a valid reason to not be working or in school- they are still a human being and human beings need healthcare. even if someone IS this strawman ""just lazy"" unemployed person, they deserve healthcare. sorry but i do not believe that the right to medical treatment without financial ruin is predicated on someone's "usefulness" to society. it's depressing that this is apparently too radical a belief.
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my-random-fandoms · 2 days ago
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my-random-fandoms · 2 days ago
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phenomenal new reaction image
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my-random-fandoms · 2 days ago
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idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.
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my-random-fandoms · 3 days ago
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Who was the most physically attractive person you’ve ever seen in your entire life?
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my-random-fandoms · 3 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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