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brother? as soon as the coffy hits my stomach my cheeks hit the porcelain #realshittersknow

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How do I keep managing to reblog things from the wrong blog

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Top surgery is awesome I'm like a sims 4 infant where I haven't unlocked motor milestones yet and everyone's autonomy is overwritten by their need to check on me

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Thoughts this morning

I straight up have top surgery tomorrow. I have to leave my house at 3:30 am to get to it.

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I straight up have top surgery tomorrow. I have to leave my house at 3:30 am to get to it.

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The English leaving my father's DNA as ancestry.com updates....

He went from 80% to 2%

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5 times I thought tumblr was crashing and the one time it did

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Dream Journal upload. Sometimes as I'm falling asleep there are words that I need to write down.

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Yeah you probably think it's funny

That I'm a beat boxing puppey

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Is lady gaga italian american

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My mom and uncle are reminiscing on OJ Simpsons trial and the slow car chase.

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hey guys how's it going?

ignore that, but could you pass me a lighter please?

For cigarettes?

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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this blog is free unless you’re rich

if you’re rich you can’t read my blog unless you give me 500$ a month

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