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I pretty much have one going on all the time.

i’m ngl i still have such a hard time believing that people actually have internal monologues. there’s just no way dude. you’re telling me you use words to think? specific ones? like some kind of book character? you’re just in there putting on a whole show for nobody?

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You won't believe your eyes,

Ten thousand naked guys

that means… twenty thousand cocks…

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Damn, I grew a pair of tits on my eyelids, hrt is truly dangerous.

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Bright side of being trans is I don't have to buy strapons to peg boys.

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My psychiatrist (to whom I have been going for years for not trans related stuff) tried to tell me I am not, she said it in a very roundabout way but that's what she ment, not very professional, also basically ruined my mood for the last 3 weeks but I am back and I have a fuck you attitude. (Also started looking for a new psychiatrist.)

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Transfem knight breaking her egg by accidentally killing the monster no man can kill. (She was waiting for the designated no-man-can-kill-monster killer lady.)

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Here is your mission.

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Since it's the 15th of march, stab your local dictator.

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Love that hungary is now planning to remove the lgbt community's right to free assembly, someone get me out of here (I still have a year and a half of uni left).

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they need to invent a way for trans girls to cuddle each other over the internet

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Orban is going after pride now, guess I'll get to enjoy tear gas this june.

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why is girls frotting so hot

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Macron should give me my share of the fort knox haul.

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Oh? My gender is what's in my pants? Then I must be a huge dick.

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This obvious joke review of homebrew estrogen on a certain website lives rent free in my head, what if someone really thought it made them anime?

"Damn I got boobs instead of my parents dying and me getting superpowers."

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Guess who has to resort to diy hrt now, love this place.

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Funny thing is my mother was sure I'd be a girl before I was born, she was damn right.