I can fix your vehicle. appliance and even your robot. For a fee of course. Sexual favors are not a valid currency. (Indie rp blog for Dirk Strider with a secret surprise in store)
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Dirk x Dave
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painting practice shit
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I don’t tend to do starters unless I really feel like it. So if you want a thread with me the best way to get it done is to either;
Jump in on my meme responses and make those a thread, no need for us to have had a thread before the meme, memes are awesome icebreakers.
Jump one of my open threads.
Invade my askbox both ic and ooc
PSA; concerning greetings and starters
#[mun has two jobs so please be patient]#[also free free to remind me if you think I missed a reply or I'm taking too long]
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i have had these laying around :/
didnt kno what 2 do w/ em
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hey guys do me a favour? Reblog if you think disabled people can cosplay. I actually got shit at a convention once for being a disabled cosplayer. so…
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REBLOG To have your name in A 'Thank You Markiplier Book'
I was talking with my friend about how much Markiplier does for his fans, and I thought it’d be awesome to show how much everyone loves him! Markiplier is really special to me for reasons I wont say, but I want him to feel the same appreciattion we feel for him. So please REBLOG ONLY this post and I’ll add your URL to notebook I’ll send!!
Reblogs end January 13!!
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But I'm not the runner up.
You’re the cutest nerd.
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You're the cutest nerd.
I’m not a nerd.
#gif#Not cute at all#[I misread that as 'You can't hide what's inside Dick' and Dirk was offended for 2 seconds]
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Dirk started laughing, hugging Dave to him carefully. "You are so cute. Honestly I'd still love you even if you didn't have wings." He purred, kissing his cute boyfriend. He accepts being a body pillow.
"Its stressful, not everyone remembers what they should." He sighs and nudges Dirk back pushing him to the couch so he can settle in his lap. The attention to his wings is amazing and he smoochs Dirk again cupping his cheeks.
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I'm not a nerd.

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"It'll be alright feathers." Dirk purred, letting Dave move him as he kept petting the fluffy wings. Kissing Dave happily, purring all the while.
"Its stressful, not everyone remembers what they should." He sighs and nudges Dirk back pushing him to the couch so he can settle in his lap. The attention to his wings is amazing and he smoochs Dirk again cupping his cheeks.
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I’ll claim that your cuteness is intimidating.
Ah ha haha. Nice pun.
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I'll claim that your cuteness is intimidating.
Ah ha haha. Nice pun.
How am I disappearing?
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Sounds exciting, you have anything to do for fun?
Nothing much, how about you?
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see? you disappeared. :p
What? I didn’t see you respond, not my fault.
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>Pets and cuddles.
Good.
>Wag your tail happily and lean up into the pets.
How have you been Dirk?
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