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2020

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~Merry Christmas!

2019

I've been very inactive for most of the time here (college, my health etc.) plus, I've been publishing more on my second blog, but it doesn't matter, Christmas is the time of memory, love, reunion, and that's what I'm doing now, self reblogging this picture to let you know that I remember about all of you and thank you for following! I wish you all the best!

Wherever you are, with whoever you are, everyone deserves love during Christmas...

Best wishes, hugs and lots of love from Poland!

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Ngl he be looking cute tho

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Nobody:

Trevor: bUT I DID KIDNAPPED HIS WIFE

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therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this

michael: fuckin' A

therapist: no

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sweet

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TW Don’t kill yourself today

Don’t kill yourself today

Because your Netflix trial still has a week left

Don’t kill yourself today

Because no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge

Don’t kill yourself today

Because I know for a fact that Starbucks is releasing a new Frappuccino sometime next month

Yes, your mother will miss you

Yes your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about how what a a wonderful person you were

And yes

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

You know that

You’ve known that

Everyone and anyone has been shoving that down your throat since they first learned what the word suicide meant

So don’t kill yourself

Until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time

Don’t kill yourself

Until Doctor Who is finally cancelled

Don’t kill yourself

Until you tell someone your best pasta recipe 

Don’t kill yourself 

Because I will keep coming up with reasons for you not to

And I need you

To hear all of them

Don’t kill yourself

I love you

You’re important

It’s a bad day

Not a bad life

There is more to this

The world will keep spinning on its axis without you

But

Think of all the sunrises you’d miss

I know this sounds pointless

But when you’re sitting in front of everything deadly you own

Revising your goodbyes

There will be too much darkness 

To see anything else

But this is not about seeing anything else

This is about turning off the lights

This is about finding the bed instead of the noose

This is about giving yourself one more day

Even if it takes ten thousand of those

One more morning’s

Until

“I can’t wait for tomorrow”

This is about staying alive

Because there’s gonna be a new Marvel movie

No one should miss that

This is about staying alive

Because the future is coming 

And it’s ready for you

I don’ t need you to see it

I just need you to believe you can make it 

Until then

- Hannah Dains

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Trevor’s clothes are fashionable y’all just aren’t ready to talk about that yet

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Ok so I'm curious, who do you think "Don't come close" is about? Like, is Trevor "singing" it, or Michael, or maybe intentionally it can be for the both of them? Because in the ending A, while you wait for M to kill Trevor, T says people don't change, so is it him saying that in the song or is M saying that he's leaving T with a last thought that people don't change, or is it Trevor that doesn't change so he must get killed, and who is saying to whom "don't come close", opinions? haha

Sorry for the late reply, I wasn't on Tumblr for some time but thanks for asking!

Hmm... Hard to say whether there's any meaning behind it and if the song was chosen specifically for Trevor. Could've been a random pick, however "Sleepwalking" fits the ending B as well. Tbh I avoid ending A and B as much as possible and I never gave it any thought about the ending songs 😂 "The set-up" fits the ending C due to the plan of the main trio and it nicely summarises everything. It made me smile once I saw the credits!

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Gold...

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Stole these beauties from instagram

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OKAY SO IT'S MIDNIGHT

THEY ARE PLAYING HARDBASS NOW

OR RAVE WTH I'M CONFUSED

WTF POLAND

Today I had a dream where I talked with Keanu Reeves. I don't remember about what exactly, even in the dream I couldn't hear the convo clearly, but once I woke up I checked the meaning of the dream. Turns out that if you meet a movie actor in your dream it means you'll probably end up in a company you won't fit in. And now here I am sitting near the town festival in North Poland with my little company, with only disco polo music playing live on the scene. If you don't know what disco polo is, then you can check it out but you better be prepared for your ears to bleed. I hate disco polo. Check on your own risk.

Now I guess I know about what I talked with Keanu Reeves in my dream.

He tried to warn me.

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“Oh Trevor, what’ve you got all over yourself? You’re all red. Is that... is that syrup?”

“Yeah, syrup, accident. We’ve all been there.”

“Yeah, sure have, but...but it don’t taste like syrup.”

“DON’T TASTE ME, ALRIGHT?”

I caan’t. The aggressiveness in ‘DON’T TASTE ME’ fucking kills me lmao

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Today I had a dream where I talked with Keanu Reeves. I don't remember about what exactly, even in the dream I couldn't hear the convo clearly, but once I woke up I checked the meaning of the dream. Turns out that if you meet a movie actor in your dream it means you'll probably end up in a company you won't fit in. And now here I am sitting near the town festival in North Poland with my little company, with only disco polo music playing live on the scene. If you don't know what disco polo is, then you can check it out but you better be prepared for your ears to bleed. I hate disco polo. Check on your own risk.

Now I guess I know about what I talked with Keanu Reeves in my dream.

He tried to warn me.