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[When Qi gave his organs to Upa]

Upa:-You have massively fuck me over

Qi:-Yep

Upa:-I will never think of you the same

Qi:-Uhu

Upa:-Enjoy your bad karma

Qi:-Right

Upa:-Rott in hell

Qi:-Yeah

Upa:-Evil bitch

Qi:-Sure

Upa:-

Qi:-

Qi:-You know you don't owe me anything, right?

Upa:-But I do

Qi:-No you don't

Upa:-STOP MAKING MY LIFE SO COMPLICATED DAMN TRASH!!

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[Alternate Universe]

Liang:-Is nice of you to come and visit me after all this time

Rock:-Yeah I just wanted to know how you were doing and-

Liang looks at Rock excited:-Since you like animals so much, you should meet Kitty!

Rock equally excited:-You have a cat!?

-Rock looks at the pet, smile slowly fading.-

Rock:-Liang is that a fucking panther?

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Uno:-Hey can I ask you something?

Jyugo:-yes I still love you

Jyugo:-No I don't want to break up with you

Jyugo:-No i'm not cheating on you

Jyugo:-Yes I'd still love you if you were a worm

Jyugo:-Yes I still remember the first time we met (lie)

Jyugo:-no I wouldn't take a strawberry and eat it even if I was really hungry

Jyugo:-No I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world

Jyugo:-Yes I'll still want to be with you even if I won the lottery

Jyugo:-Yes I'm happy with our relationship

Jyugo:-Yes we can cuddle tonight

Uno:-....You'd still love me if I killed you?

Jyugo:-Eh-?

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Inori in the hospital bed still drowsy:- My husband will get upset if he sees you touching me like that on my chest

Enki:-I am your husband

-The monitor starts beeping faster as Inori's eyes open slightly.-

Inori:-...sup

Samon still not used to this:-Aniki stop touching him like that where at a hospita-

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Hey, i like your content, but i will like to know your opinión about the ship Enki x Inori, and if you like it, or if you can make something between this two just for fun

Honestly I didn't know about that ship, it isn't something I would like, but I could do something, not a fanfic cause english isn't my first language + I'm not that good.

But i'll see what I can do. And Thank you!! Have a nice day!

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[If the midget trio were in the Saja boys concert]

Nico:-Wow! This is actually really cool master!

-Upa nods still watching-

Baio:-The music is a bit good

-The Saja boys start to ascend. Nico and Upa's eyes sparkled watching in awe.-

Nico getting a bit closer:-HEY THEY STARTED TO FLOAT TOO!

Upa getting closer too:-Do they know qigong!?

Baio freaking out holding them by the back of their neck:- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!

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Our fandom is so dead we don't even get mention on the "Dead fandom" videos.

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[building 5 arc]

Upa:-Nico get out of there you're breathing in poison!

Nico:-It's okay master, I grew up in New York

Nico:-I'm inmune! :D

Liang:-

Upa:-

Upa/Liang:-WHAT!?

Upa:-GET OUT OF THERE!

Liang:-You're going to die!

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Jyugo:-Okay but if you are not gay

Jyugo:-Why are you always holding my hand

Jyugo:-Kissing me

Jyugo:-And tell me I'm your boyfriend?

Uno:-Oh my god! Is satire!

Jyugo:-THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS!

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Uno:-Oh! I don't have any money for the rent!

Uno looks at Rock:-I don't know what will I do~

Rock playing along:- Well there is another way that you could pay me

Rock gets closer:- Blondie~

Jyugo:-damn gays

Jyugo:-thIS IS FUCKING MONOPOLY-!

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Upa:-So my friends asked if you're a bottom or a top

Samon:-They should not be asking that

Upa:-They said if that was your answer then you were a bottom

Samon:-WHA-?

Samon:-WHO ARE THIS FUCKING KIDS YOU'RE TALKIN TO!?

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Chimney:-So...you a top or a bottom?

Liang:-I'm a threat

Rock:-Bottom

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[the aftermath of building 5 arc]

Inori laying in the nursery bed:- In a scale of 1 to 10

Inori:-How bad is it?

Qi:-Uuh...I'd said it's about 7..

Qi:-Point..

Liang behind Qi:-Arm ripped off

Inori sats up:-MY ARM IS WHAT-!?

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In valentine's day, Nico gifted Upa home-made chocolate.

Didn't expect anything in return, but was suprised when Upa handed to him a small box of mooncakes, he immediatly squeezed Upa into a tight hug.

Unfortunatly, the mooncakes perished in the process.

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Honey starring at Uno:- you look pretty...

Uno looks at Honey confused:- What did you say?

Honey:-Aph- I said you look shitty!

Honey walking away showing his middle finger at him:- Fuck you, you ugly idiot!

Uno:-.....

Uno:-That guy is weird-

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Okina:-So no.58 won't be able to talk for a week if he wants his voice back

Samon:-Understood, you heard that, 58?

-Upa huffs and nods.-

-Inori slowly looks at the ceiling and points to it.-

Inori whispers:- I knew you where real...

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Qi just tired looks at Upa and Liang:- Isn't the idea supposed to be 'You saved my life, now I own you debt'?

Upa:-Nope, other way around. You saved our lives, now we're your problem, if you don't like it then kill us

Liang:-God wanted us dead, now you get to find out why