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Sniffle... ermmm.. whimper.... bleah.. sob.....

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the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church
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adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation
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I can tell we watch a few too many cooking shows at home, because my eight year old told me "the ginger isn't really coming through in this salmon". In his defense, he was right, but at the time I didn't appreciate it.
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many on here need to be learning this lesson
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
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reblog to look lustfully at your mutuals!!!!!!!!!
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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