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naruteri-blog · 6 years ago
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I'm a bisexual atheist in a Christian family and the only thing that I've found that crosses the line is when I don't go pokemoning with them
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naruteri-blog · 6 years ago
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Millennial Rednecks
When your dad has a crisis because he's been making fun of millennials his entire life... and he just found out he is one
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naruteri-blog · 6 years ago
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Beware of Witches and Pokemon Go
My stepmom, dad, and I all practice eccentric witchcraft (we do our own thing, don't follow anything in particular), and my stepmom decided that we needed graveyard dirt, so we went to Walmart, bought some flowers (always give back for what you take), and headed to the cemetery. When we were done, my dad decided that we should have a contest on who could find the eeriest cemetary, mind you it was already 11-12 at night. We went all over, at about 1am, naturally stopped at McDs.
I figured I'd check out Pkmn Go, I completely forgot about the pokestops at cemetaries, but I'm not a hardcore player so whatevs. Told Stepmom about Pokestops, we headed over to one (cemetary) by the McDs, everyone got bored and downloaded the game.
WE WERE OUT UNTIL 7 IN THE MORNING AND NOW THEY LEAVE RELIGIOUSLY AT EVERY RAID HOUR.
Long story short I deleted the app and now my family leaves at random to catch Growlites so don't tell witches about pkmn go and cemetaries pls.
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