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I love being a reader and spotting another reader in public

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So I'm watching Marry My Husband and why is Sumin so obsessed with Jiwon, giving Yandere vibes. Very if I can't have you, then you can never be happy

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I'm a big fan of the first few seasons of Grey's Anatomy, and I love seeing how the characters grow and evolve as people and doctors.

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I just sneezed so hard, I now have a headache lol

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The arcane brain rot is a very much real thing for me right now

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I just saw the most devastatingly beautiful edit about Ekko and Jinx to their song and I'm in literal tears now 😭😭😭😭😭

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I've been a fan of Stray Kids for a few years now, but lately, I've just been hyperfixated on them. I'm rewatching a lot of their content and even going through their behind the scenes of their preparation in Kingdom and just consuming a lot of their stuff lately while I'm picking up on things and noticing things I didn't earlier.

I've also noticed, and this is my own opinion, that they truly hit their stride and are steadily improving. Don't get me wrong, I think they've been improving their skills and abilities since the very beginning, but to me it feels a lot more obvious since the last time I was watching so much Stray Kids content was back in the Back Door era and have been keeping up with them slowly. They have grown so much and even though in ways they are still the same, it just makes me happy to see how far they have come.

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So their soulmates, is what I'm getting from this. Literal soulmates.

Like "only you" type of soulmates. "Always you in infinity" type of soulmates.

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I was wondering why there was a surge of Jayce and Viktor fanfiction. I get it now

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Kingdom: Legendary War is basically about a bunch of attractive men falling in love with other attractive men

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Honestly, if I ended up being in a dating show, I'd probably be more invested in the drama around me than trying to find a partner. I'm to entertained by other people's drama that I forget about myself lol

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I need to know how they pitched Single's Inferno. Because I'm picturing someone going, "What if we did Survivor, but made it feel sexy. A dating show!"

Like I need to know what was the thought process

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Lan Xichen: Sang-di, are you the one who started the rumors that Wangji and Wei Wuxian were married?

Nie Huaisang: Yes. Honestly, I'm ashamed I didn't start the rumors while Wei-gongzi was alive

Lan Xichen: Why would you do such a thing?

Nie Huaisang: Stress relief

Lan Xichen: What?

Nie Huaisang: You know how stressful being a sect leader is. And who's going to correct the rumors? The dead guy? Or the guy acting like a grieving widow over the dead guy?

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Nie Huaisang, holding a crying baby: Trust me Lan-er-gongzi, it's going to be so cool!

Lan Zhan: Put the baby back

Nie Huaisang: I will! I will! Just let me find- there he is! Wei-gongzi! I got a baby!

Wei Wuxian: This is the 3rd one this week! Give him here. Who keeps letting you near babies?

*Baby immediately stops crying*

Lan Zhan: How?

Nie Huaisang: I told you it was cool! Every baby so far has stopped crying as soon as Wei-gongzi holds them!

Jiang Cheng: Are you still going on about that!? That's not even his most useful skill

Nie Huaisang: Oh? And what would that be?

Jiang Cheng: If you give him a fussy baby before bed, they'll both sleep through the night. Works every time. Hey Lan Wangji! If you want the idiot to leave you alone during lectures, just give him a kid

*foreshadowing*

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Mdzs as a d&d game.

Dm: You are dropped into the Burial Mounds

Wwx: Can I survive this?

Dm: Make a constitution roll

Wwx: Nat 20

Dm: Alright, you survive. Now tell me how

Jc: I try to prove that it's Wei Wuxian

Dm: Roll for perception and charisma

Jc: 15 and 3

Dm: While there is almost no doubt in your mind that Mo Xuanyu is actually Wei Wuxian, you have no real means to prove it. You have to let the group leave

Lwj: I drag Wei Ying to the inn

Wwx: Hey! How come he gets to know who I am without a perception check?

Dm: Because you practically told him

Lwj: I would like to seduce Wei Ying

Dm: Roll for charisma

Lwj: 18

Dm: Alright. You tell Wei Wuxian in as simple terms as your drunk self can manage, how much he means to you. Wei Wuxian, roll for perception

Wwx: My dice just rolled off the table and into the trash

Dm: Unfortunately, the love of your life is stupid

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Sometimes I wonder how different I would have been if I was raised in completely different circumstances. I'm a product of my environment, so what if my environment was different?

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I learned this year that I have motion sickness, but the thing is, my body doesn't vomit easily. Like I will have all the classic symptoms of "I'm going to throw up" but never actually throwing up.

I sometimes wonder if the reason is because when my brain starts displaying the nasua light to the rest of my body, my stomache goes, "No. This forgetful bitch barely feeds us, we're not letting it go!" And my brain goes, "But the motion sickness demands it!" And it's just this unfinished battle everytime I'm a passanger on long trips.

Needless to say, I'm not a fan