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my dad has a old picture of him eating a banana and I wasnt expecting to find this

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Its ok to die when no one cares

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Im sorry.

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28. Whale Song

Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera

Track #28 - Whale Song Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett

“I wish you all well Wherever life takes you whales   I hope you eat lots of squid And make lots of whale kids”

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What no I’m not sitting on the front doorstep waiting for vice quadrant

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For the people always asking why I dont eat much

*doesnt eat* feels sick *eats* feels sick

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Monsters Have Problems, Too by Teo Zirinis Related: Artist Adds Monsters to Thrift Store Paintings

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“god, you’re so tight” “thanks you’re pretty cool too”

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My brothers are funnier than I care to admit

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Learn About Bernie Sanders Sweeping Policy Platform To Combat Racial Inequality HERE.

Sanders addressed the issue in front of more than 20,000 supporters in Portland, drawing his largest crowd yet.

(GIF SOURCE: OregonLive)

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this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

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dude: i love girls that go natural!! *shows me a pic of a girl who’s wearing a full-coverage foundation with subtle contour, non-dramatic false lashes, matte nude eyeshadow and a nude lipstick*

me: 

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There’s something about sleeping skin to skin with someone that you love that makes you never want to sleep alone again