nauticalwwizard

[nauticalwwizard]

Good evening! 38)

hi fef

i see you’vve made an ask blog yourself

hope you’re wwell nice hearin from you

[nauticalwwizard]

you started followwin me

cute

i’vve decided to spiff up this blog a bit an redo my introduction to you

i’m eridan ampora i’m nine swweeps old and im from alternia and noww reside on earth c

most a you knoww me as my former role of the prince a hope in my sgrub session

i am quite literally royalty though it’s not just in my classpect im a vvioletblood and for you hornless goons that means i havve next to the rarest most respected and most vvital blood of my race

i KNOWW it’s ridiculous to be makin tumblr blogs nowwadays but it’s been ovver a year a me doin this one noww and i’m goin to fuckin owwn it

cheers

eridan

[nauticalwwizard]

you look liike you ate glue a2 a wriiggler.

this is you isn’t it

message me this instant you cowwardly prick

[nauticalwwizard]

i’vve decided to spiff up this blog a bit an redo my introduction to you

i’m eridan ampora i’m nine swweeps old and im from alternia and noww reside on earth c

most a you knoww me as my former role of the prince a hope in my sgrub session

i am quite literally royalty though it’s not just in my classpect im a vvioletblood and for you hornless goons that means i havve next to the rarest most respected and most vvital blood of my race

i KNOWW it’s ridiculous to be makin tumblr blogs nowwadays but it’s been ovver a year a me doin this one noww and i’m goin to fuckin owwn it

cheers

eridan

[nauticalwwizard]

why do you look liike that?? maybe you 2hould call a pla2tiic 2urgeon.

if this is wwho i think it is

wwhy do you smell like that maybe you should use some soap

if this is not wwho i think it is go fangirl on someone else’s blog

[nauticalwwizard]

okay vvery nice

[nauticalwwizard]

song check again !! whats in ur brain

bigmouth strikes again

[nauticalwwizard]

accordiing two all known law2 of aviiatiion, there ii2 no way a bee 2hould be able two fly. iit2 wiing2 are two 2mall two get iit2 fat liittle body off the ground. the bee, of cour2e, fliie2 anyway, becau2e bee2 don't care what human2 thiink ii2 iimpo22iible. yellow, black. yellow, black. yellow, black. yellow, black. ooh, black and yellow! let'2 2hake iit up a liittle. barry! breakfa2t ii2 ready! comiing hang on a 2econd. hello? barry? adam? can you beliieve thii2 ii2 happeniing? ii can't. ii'll piick you up. lookiing 2harp. u2e the 2taiir2. your father paiid good money for tho2e. sorry. ii'm exciited. here'2 the graduate. we're very proud of you, 2on. a perfect report card, all b'2. very proud. ma! ii got a thiing goiing here. you got liint on your fuzz. ow! that'2 me! wave two u2! we'll be iin row 118,000. bye! barry, ii told you, 2top flyiing iin the hou2e! hey, adam. hey, barry. ii2 that fuzz gel? a liittle. speciial day, graduatiion. never thought ii'd make iit. three day2 grade 2chool. three day2 hiigh 2chool. tho2e were awkward. three day2 college. ii'm glad i took a day and hiitchhiiked around the hiive. you diid come back diifferent. hii, barry. artiie, growiing a mu2tache? look2 good. hear about frankiie? yeah. you goiing two the funeral? no, ii'm not goiing. everybody know2, 2tiing 2omeone, you diie. don't wa2te iit on a 2quiirrel. 2uch a hothead. ii gue22 he could have ju2t gotten out of the way. ii love thii2 iincorporatiing an amu2ement park iinto our day. that'2 why we don't need vacatiion2. boy, quiite a biit of pomp... under the ciircum2tance2. well, adam, today we are men. we are! bee-men. amen!

this is not a QUESTION shoo shoo shoo fuckin PARASITE

@ alterniamori are you usin a certain scurvvy cur’s quirk just to tick me off

[nauticalwwizard]

why are you such a geek

wwhy are you so obsessed wwith me get off my page @ jesterism-mannerisms

your handle is far too long by the wway

[nauticalwwizard]

dweeb

ask box is for questions you little vvermin

[nauticalwwizard]

haiiiii ^_^ hi!! hiiiiii (\ • w • haiiiiii hii :3

yes hello illovvebunny

[nauticalwwizard]

whats up with you and boats man

wwhat do you mean by this

wwhat do you mean wwhat is up wwith me and boats you havve your car guys maybe i’m just a ship guy it’s a normal and common thing to be passionate an knowwledgeable about

get a hobby wwhy don’t you

[nauticalwwizard]

eridan are you going to kiss my feet

blocked

[nauticalwwizard]

whats your favorite movie scene or clip?

i havve quite a feww but here’s just one link for your convvenience

https://youtu.be/Y-sSaxiQBFY

[nauticalwwizard]

Kanaya likely wont be making you another one. Though, isn't that quite the thing to think aboat??? Kanaya made a science wand, right? Doesn't it make you wonder... How? :0

EITHER WAY, did you ever find out how she made it?

i nevver kneww the specifics

of fuckin course she isn’t craftin up another for me and i think you knoww exactly wwhy

and wwhat’s wwith the “aboat” shenanigans cut that out just because i’m a seadwweller doesn’t mean you can wwin me ovver wwith nautical puns that’s not howw it wworks

[nauticalwwizard]

Magic is science and science is NOT magic, and either way magic isn't even real!

How do your wands work if that's the case? I'm genuinely curious!

OH and how do you have so many?

it’s true magic isn’t real

especially if your definition a magic is that harry potter nonsense

any definition a magic is fake actually

okay my wwand wwas crafted by kanaya maryam wwho you havve probably heard of and it wwas fueled by wwhite science wwhich is extremely powwerful and dangerous yet i wwielded the wwand vvery wwell and totally elegantly i wwas fuckin awwesome seriously

i responded to an ask before explainin that the wwand had been destroyed

i havve a couple others but they’re nothin other than useless sticks that hold no scientific powwers

i only possessed one wwhite science wwand

[nauticalwwizard]

do u have a favorite perfume/cologne???

not sure but i’ll update you