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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

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self care is eating mangos

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not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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i always want to look nice for the first day of classes but here i am, yet again, in an oversized flannel and joggers

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my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

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Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

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A glass that pushes cat off of counters

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

I never hit reblog so fast

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Robin Williams’ last lines.

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

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play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

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wildlife

Krkonoše | kopernikk

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If you can't be with the one you love, love [blank]... Science?

Cards against humanity

When you're playing cards against humanity and this is the best card you have.... and it's the story of your life...

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Kallima inachus or dead leaf butterfly is a nymphalid butterfly found in Tropical Asia from India to Japan. With wings closed, it closely resembles a dry leaf with dark veins and is a spectacular and commonly cited example of camouflage. (Source & Source)

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🤓😋😚

Bye, dude.

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girl, I’d give you my fav hoodie

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Enjoying life