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i hate gay people

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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

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how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

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platonic love means everything to me you have no idea id move mountain ranges. id drain oceans id chew dying stars raw

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Some of you want to be on your knees, defeated with a sword tip held under your chin while I look down upon you smug and triumphant, and it shows.

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little clown otter

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you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

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I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

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EVIL RAP ABOUT BEING BAD FT. @paper-mario-wiki

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea