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Y/n: az made me tea today! Isn’t he the sweetest friend ever?

Azriel: *dies inside a little*

Mor: he spelt your name in the foam with cinnamon.

Rhys: he hasn’t made me tea in 300 years.

Cassian: he hasn't made me anything...like ever

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Azriel: *cuts his finger*

Y/n: let me kiss it better

Azriel: *blushes*

Cass: his dick also got hurt

Rhys: what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Rhys: so let me get this straight when you told us it snapped. You're not talking about the mating bond?

Y/n: yes

Cass: what snapped then?

Y/n: my patience

Mor: so when you jumped him, it was not out of love?

Y/n: yes. It's out of anger

Feyre: and you did that because?

Y/n: he insulted az

Elain: so you think violence is the answer?

Y/n: i think it's more fitting to talk with my fist

Cass: *looks at sulking az* now stop being dramatic she's defending your honour

Amren: such a dramatic damsel

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Rhys: az I leave you in charge of my sister. make sure she doesn't say something to offend someone

Cass: bad idea rhys

Rhys: what do you mean?

Cass: who do you think encouraged her to speak her mind in autumn?

Azriel: in my defence she has a point

Rhys: so you let her tell beron that the only thing he gave his sons is trauma?

Cass: and there is no way that they got their looks from him because he is so hideous she almost thought he is one of eris hounds?

Azriel: tell me you don't think the same?

Cass: to be fair eris looks like he agreed

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Feyre: is it just me or something seems odd with az?

Cass: thank the cauldron someone mentioned it

Nesta: is it the shadows?

Cass: yes that's it!

Rhys: it's kinda odd that they're nowhere to be seen

Az: they asked for vacation

Mor: where?

Az: they went with y/n in day court

Elain: that's nice

Rhys: they're really fond of her

Cass: are we really ignoring the fact the shadows asked for vacation I didn't even know they can do that?!

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Cassian: Is it just me or Az's shadows are giddy?

Azriel: They are always like that

Rhys: Maybe because Az is so smiley and giddy

Feyre: What got you so smiley Az?

Azriel: I'm just in a good mood

Nesta: What got you in a good mood then?

Azriel: Should there be a reason?

Amren: y/n kissed his cheek and called his shadows cute

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Cassian: *sits next to rhys* What got you so gloomy?

Rhys: I've just been thinking

Cass: Thinking about what?

Rhys: No matter how likeable you think you are there still someone hating on you

Cass: Well, isn't that given? I think there's never someone who is like by all

Rhys: Yeah, that would be impossible

Azriel: *stops sharpening truth teller* Y/N

Rhys: What?

Azriel: She's someone who's like by all and hated by none

Cass: I'm not so sure about that

Azriel: *stands up* Names

Cass: What?

Azriel: Give me the names of those who hates her

Rhys: What are you going to do?

Azriel: I'm just going to tell them that there's nothing to dislike about her

Cass: If they still hate her after?

Azriel: *smiles* Then I'll let truth teller do the talking

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*Cass and Rhys hiding in a corner*

Y/N: Why do you guys look so scared?

Rhys: Oh, thank the mother. Our saviour has come

Cass: Just hold on to this

*shoves something to your hands*

Azriel: I swear to the mother that if I see truth teller in your hands, I would shove-

*sees truth teller in your hands*

Azriel: shove my affection to you in hopes that you would agree when I ask you out for a walk around velaris and after we could have dinner in the newly opened restaurant where i tell you how otherworldly you look and how much i enjoyed spending time with you and I'm looking forward for the next date if you would agree

Cass: it really did work

Rhys: Our boy got game

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Y/N: *sits next to az* So I've been wondering

Azriel: Wondering what?

Y/N: What's your type?

*Inner Circle materialised out of nowhere*

Cassian: Good question

Rhys: Allow us to elaborate on his behalf

Amren: He likes someone who is kind

Feyre: Someone who loves their family

Nesta: Someone who hail from the night court

Elain: Someone who has dark hair and violet eyes

Cassian: Someone who is half Illyrian half high fae

Rhys: Someone who grew up with him and is loved by his shadows

Y/N: That kinda describes rhys. Too bad he's with our beautiful feyre

Y/N: *looks at az* Don't worry, I'm sure there is someone who is just like rhys and not taken

IC: *groans* Hopeless!

Azriel: They forgot to mention dense

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TEXTING YOUR BF HOZIER LYRICS

⇢ Featuring: Lewis, Oscar, Lando, Carlos, Max, Charles

⇢ Warning: Mention of Alcohol

⇢ Note: This is my first time writing text fic. Please be kind. I'm open for request. Feel free to send one

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Hybern: *points at y/n* We have your lover

Rhys: *looks at y/n* You have a lover?

Y/N: I wish

Hybern: Then who is the one who can't stop talking about how beautiful you are ? Or how melodic your laugh is or whenever he enters a room he always looks for you first because, according to him, your presence alone brings him peace and how that damn smile can make him feel this whole zoo in his stomach and he can't help but imagine how it feels like to kiss those lips and don't get him started with those eyes

Hybern: We had enough, so we didn't let him get started with those eyes

Cassian: Oh my god, they have Azriel!

Y/N: *looks at rhys* Now, if you get him back, I'll have a lover

Feyre: So none of you is concerned that hybern literally has azriel?

Cassian: Knowing him, he let them catch him so he can make someone confess his love for y/n cause he's too scared to do it himself

Hybern: He used us as wingman?

Rhys: Yeah. Just finish talking to him he is on his way home

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Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?

Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed

Y/N: *blushes*

Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?

Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied

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Nesta: *stares at Rhys and Y/n*

Rhysand: What are you looking at?

Nesta: You really are sibling

Rhysand: And what made you finally conclude that we are indeed siblings?

Nesta: You both are ABCD

Rhysand: Please elaborate

Nesta: I mean, y/n is an Angel while you're an Ass

Y/N: *blushes*

Nesta: She is Beautiful while you're a Bitch

Azriel: She really is a beauty

Nesta: She is Charming while you're a Cunt

Rhysand: .......

Nesta: She is Delightful while you're a Dick

Cassian: My Nes really does have a way with her words

Rhysand: Did you just insult me while complimenting my sister and at the same time providing the reason why you concluded that we are indeed siblings?!

Nesta: Yes

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Rhysand: Y/n what is your favourite part of azriel?

Y/N: His dick do I even need to explai-

Azriel: *blush* really?

Rhysand: No! Aside from that?

Y/N: His tongue. He really eats me out, so goo-

Rhysand: Other than that, please!

Y/N: His fingers those things can do wonde-

Rhysand: I give up my innocent sister is long gone

Y/N: The shadows, especially when he uses them to tie-

Rhysand: No more, please, sister, stop!

Y/N: His eyes!

Rhysand: Now that's an answer! Why his eyes, then?

Y/N: When they darken as they roam my body, and it makes me feel thin-

Rhysand: *walks out*

Cassian: My boy keeps on winning

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Rhysand: Y/N what is your favourite moment with azriel?

Y/N: Probably the one when I rode hi-

Cassian: Maybe moments outside the bedroom

Y/N: Oh! The one time in the bathroom where I'm on my knee-

Rhysand: Probably not those in the bathroom, too

Y/N: I got it! The one time where he splayed me on the tabl-

Cassian: Stop! Moments outside your house y/n

Y/N: *blush* The time when azriel brought me in his torture chamber and we preten-

Rhysand: AZRIEL WHAT IN THE CAULDRONS NAME HAVE YOU DONE TO MY INNOCENT SISTER?!

Cassian: *whispering* Well done, my boy

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Rhysand : In your opinion, how do you define stupidity?

Azriel : *turns to Nesta* How do you define Cassian?

Nesta: Stupid