neerdyreedheead
neerdyreedheead
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 6 years ago
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hi there
okay so
i havent seen httyd3 yet and ive done my best to avoid spoilers on the internet (actually thats a lie ive seen a few) and this one scene i rly want to KNOW what happens after, but i like to imagine what happened and i was wondering if anyone out there would like write a what if fanfic for it.
okay so yknow when hiccup says save him and lets go of the light fury? i wondered if like this happened in front of the whole village and i wanted to like write something about their reactions to seeing their chief basically falling to his death
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 6 years ago
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this is me everytime i speak.
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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I love how some of the people in the httyd fandom are literally begging people to tell us what happened
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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We do not deserve Twitter
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😂😂😂😂😂
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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k but somebody’s roomba totally vacuumed them up after they died in the snap. it’s inevitable
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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If I was in miraculous
Me in my third crying session:
Hawkmoth: Damn this bitch again
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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ML fandom: wow haha I wonder what would happen if Chat used the cataclysm on somebody else not like that would actually happen because that’s really fucked up-
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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Field Trip - P.P
Summary: A special guest gives Peter’s Academic Decathlon team a special tour of Avenger’s Tower
Warnings: some cussing i think and rude ass flash. Some mistakes prolly. It mentions Infinity War but is not compliant bc I like when my favorite characters don’t die, ya know?? Also reader is 1.) a stark! reader and 2.) reader is 18 while Peter is 17.
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“May, I don’t wanna go.” Peter whines as she decides to drive him to school today. She has the morning off and today she plans on taking Peter to school and run some errands before going back home a napping for the rest of the day before heading in to work for the night shift. Peter looks over and notices the stern look on his aunt’s face. She briefly looks over at the young man, shaking her head as she sends him a sympathetic smile.
“Your team worked hard for the trip and you already turned in the permission slip. That and you’ll be there already, I won’t have to drop you off later and Happy won’t have to come pick you up. I’m sure it’ll be fine.” May reassures him. He sighs, looking over at the older woman, nodding as he realizes there’s nothing he can really do.
“Fine, thank you May.” Peter says softly, knowing it only makes sense. Plus, he loves going over, going with his decathlon team shouldn’t change his mind. He’ll also have Michelle and Ned by his side.
“Plus, your older girlfriend will be there.” May says. Peter blushes, shaking his head and rolling his eyes.
“She’s only a year older than me, okay, May? Plus, we probably won’t see her on the tour, we’ll probably only go up so far.” Peter defends, wanting to take the attention away from his relationship. It’s not that he doesn’t like talking about it or talking about his girlfriend. He talks about her all the time, in fact. He just gets extremely flustered when others bring up how much he talks about her or their relationship.
“Yeah, yeah. We’re here,” May mumbles, leaning over and giving the young man a hug. She looks him in the eye, giving him a stern look. “Be careful and don’t stay out too late patrolling, okay? I’ll be there at the tower for dinner tomorrow, okay? Then we’ll come home and we’ll see if Tony let’s us steal your girlfriend for a day or two. I’m sure she misses me too.” May jokes, pulling away from the hug and getting situated. Peter presses a peck on May’s cheek, hopping out of the car and heading to the bus where the academic decathlon team is already being checked in. They still have five more minutes to let everyone come in time.
Upon getting checked in, Peter steps foot into the bus, noticing that Ned and Michelle are already seated in the middle rows, Ned sitting in one bench alone, Michelle in the one behind him. He also takes notice of Flash and his two goons sitting next to him, Peter mentally rolling his eyes as the three look up at him, chuckling at some stupid comment one of the goons made. Peter sits down next to Ned, doing their usual handshake as Michelle greets Peter.
“You excited to go to the Avengers Tower?” Ned asks. Peter nods, though he knows every nook and cranny of that building. It doesn’t mean he isn’t excited to go. Peter pulls out his phone, seeing a text from his girlfriend, Y/N.
I have a surprise for you on your tour, please don’t kill me ❤
Peter chuckles, sending her a simple response as he hears the bus’ engine roar to life. There are a total of 15 people on the bus, all ranging from Freshmen to seniors. Peter feels odd since he’s now a senior and not the sophomore he was when he joined the team. Mr. Harrington goes on a cautionary tangent, telling the students what he expects from them during the duration of the trip. It is expected to take the whole school day, so the least they could do is be courteous. Upon arrival, they see a woman waiting outside the Avengers building, holding a folder in her arms and a smile on her face. She waves at the bus as it comes to a halt in front of her.
“Time to prove your internship, Parker. Might as well prove the lies Ned spread about you dating Mother Nature.” Flash jokes, chuckling as he stands up and walks behind some other girl on the team. Y/N is another Avenger, like Peter, who goes by the alias Mother Nature, as her powers are nature related. In any environment, she can manipulate the wildlife as well as the natural resources in any way she can. Whether control animals, water bend, create barriers with rocks and even part the sea if she really wanted to. Ned managed to let it slip many times that Peter is dating her, though nobody but Ned and Michelle believe it. They don’t know how Peter, Ned, and Michelle are friends with Y/N Stark, or Shuri Princess of Wakanda, or Harley Keener, the boy who saved Tony Stark. Nobody would even begin to believe that Michelle and Shuri are in the grey area of friends and girlfriends.
Peter steps out the bus, seeing the woman smile at the group of students, introducing herself as Daisy Andrews, a receptionist at the tower, one Peter has encountered many times. She goes on about the rules and about how they will be having a special guest tour guide per the person’s request. She begins to pass out some badges, all of them but three are white badges. They are all attached to lanyards and they all have a bar code and the students’ names as well as their grade level and age. They all say visitor and seem to be made of paper that was put into laminates. The other three badges are plastic cards, also put in laminates with lanyards. Everyone eyes the woman as she approaches Peter, Ned, and Michelle. Peter waves at Daisy, greeting her, looking behind her and noticing Flash’s wide eyes.
“Mr. Stark improved your badge, Mr. Parker. He also allowed your friends, Mr. Leeds and Ms. Jones to have badges allowing them entrance into the building as well. These badges allow you clearance to any and every level of the building, so long as you agree to be monitored in specific areas. They’ll be valid after the tour, for now you’ll be using your old badge, Mr. Parker, and your friends will be using the visitor badges as these new ones will not activate until after 2:45pm.” she instructs, causing everyone to eye the three curiously. First Peter, and now Michelle and Ned. The three losers of the team?
Ned and Michelle high five Peter, following the lead of the receptionist. She goes on to explain a brief history of the Avengers, as well as the purpose of the move from the old building to the new one. She opens the doors, holding them open for everyone, instructing them to gather around the middle of the room in front of the staircase that leads to the elevators.
“Now, your special guest tour guide needs no introduction, as her presence alone is introduction enough. However, as she has a flair for the dramatics, she instructed I do. So, without further ado,” the receptionist begins, taking a pause as the lights turn off in the building and the song Peter learned was Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks begins to play. As soon as the first note hit, Peter knew who it was. Like father like daughter. “Daughter of Tony Stark, Avenger known as Mother Nature, and earth’s best defender before Spider-Man, Y/N Stark!” the receptionist says excitedly as the familiar girl steps down the stairs. She reaches the bottom and approaches the group of students.
Peter immediately goes heart eyes, noticing his familiar Midtown Sweater he let her borrow the other day he was over. Her h/c hair is down and her e/c eyes seem to pop out with the little bit of makeup she wears. She has some black jeans on and some high top converse. She waves at everyone.
“Thank you for that, Daisy. You’re the best for actually doing it. Feel free to take a break,” the young woman says, taking over for Daisy. She takes in the sight of everyone, eyes growing wide as she sees her boyfriend standing side by side with his two friends who now became her friends as well. “I’m Y/N Stark and I’ll be conducting today’s tour. As you can see I was eager to do the tour, I even decided to wear some of your school’s merch. Anyways, Daisy glossed over the history of the Avengers, but did she mention how the Avengers have created a coalition team with teams from space to protect not only planet earth but to protect outer space from threats?” Y/N begins. Everybody shakes their heads as Y/N begins to walk backwards into a big elevator under the staircase.
“Now, this elevator is only used for larger groups and equipment. Anyways, it was after the battle with Thanos, the horrific snap that took out half the universe,” she begins, bringing up some pretty bad memories. She continues to explain how the Avengers had teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy, Wakanda, and some freelancer heroes to protect the universe by creating a coalition known as the Infinity War Coalition. In the middle of her explanation, the elevator comes to a halt on the second floor where there is a museum. The group enters the museum, seeing the wall is lined with suits, very old suits. The real deal.
“Here, we have some of the original Mark suits that my father used to wear. We also have every suit Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye and more wore. The three newest additions include my old chickweed uniform,” she says, pointing to the suit which was skin tight and was made from a nude colored bulletproof spandex material. It was complete with a chickweed flower crown that had a chip in it containing my own AI, much like my father’s suits have his own AI, Friday. The second one is the original scrappy Spider-Man suit, made from a hoodie, some tights, and googles attached to a mask. While it may not be a sight for sore eyes, it was practic-“
"Spider-Man? Why is he in an Avenger’s museum?” Flash asks, cutting the young woman off.
“Spider-Man is an official Avenger, though his identity remains unknown to the general public for multiple reasons. It was during the fight with Thanos that he became an Avenger.” Y/N responds, briefly looking over at Peter and giving him a smile.
“What’s with the crappy suit anyways?” Flash asks. He adores Spider-Man, but he never knew how bad the original suit was as he’s only seen him in action in the regular blue and red spandex suit.
“Right, so Spider-Man, is one of the younger Avengers. He was on a field trip with his school about three years ago or so where he got bit by a radioactive spider. Now, normally a bite like that would kill a man, but instead he got powers from it. He has a Spidey-sense that allows him to know when danger is approaching. Because of this, he’s been quoted by my father to have said that his ‘senses are dialed to eleven’ so the costume was practical for him in terms of sight, as not to distract him while he fights. As I was saying, not a sight for sore eyes, but it was practical and worked for him. The suit to the right of it was his Stark-improved suit. My father recruited Spider-Man during the civil war the Avenger’s had, making the suit to help P-Spider-Man in battle. It was complete with his own AI, much like a lot of our suits have, and many functions to help him in combat. The suit was retired as well, and now he has three suits in his possession. The Iron-Spider suit, the black stealth suit, and the sleek Black and Red suit. Any other questions?” she asks, as some people begin to roam around the room.
“So, can you tell us who Spider-Man is?” Flash asks. Y/N shakes her head, making a zipped-lip motion.
“Sorry, young man. That’s classified information that I am not authorized to give out. Only a select few know and it seems as it’ll remain that way for a long time.” Y/N says. She gathers everyone’s attention, taking them all back to the elevators.
The tour continues throughout the day, taking a small break around lunch time for the group to eat some lunch. Y/N mentioned having to report to Tony for something but she’d for sure hang with Peter, Ned, and Michelle when the tour is over. After twenty minutes, Y/N returned, handing a note to Mr. Harrington, letting him know that Peter, Michelle, and Ned will not be riding back to school in the bus and would instead stay at the tower. He didn’t seem to mind, as long as the students were accounted for. Eventually, the tour picked back up, heading to the second to last stop, the training floor.
“Now, this floor is the training floor. Here we have four training rooms and a physical therapy room. The first one is the regular gym, weights, mats, and more.” Y/N explains, opening the door and allowing the teens to walk in. In there, they saw Sam, Steve, and Nat all in there, practicing. Everybody greets them, exiting the room. She leads everyone to the next room that’s completely empty minus three benches, a large mirror and Bucky sitting in one of the benches.
“Bucky and I have a surprise for you,” Y/N starts, taking off her sweater to reveal a plane black tank top. She’s in some tights and she begins to put her hair up as Bucky approaches her. “This is the sparring room. Now, my favorite sparring partner is Spider-Man but he’s not here right now so my second favorite partner is Bucky. He’s a close competitor for sure. We’re gonna spar for you today.” she explains. Peter goes wide-eyed as everyone steps back a bit to let the two get in position.
“While powers help a lot of our team, we still need them to be strong. Sparring helps.” Bucky adds as he moves to Y/N’s knees, grabbing them. However, before he can pull her down, she gets one leg out of his grip, rolling on her side and pulling him down with her leg, sending him  tumbling.
She stands up, grabbing him by the legs and pulling him closer. She flips him over, grabbing his arms and pinning them on top of the back of his head. She places her legs on either side of him and slips her hands between his arms, holding him in place. Bucky manages to push her off, sending her flying off of him as he used all his force. She lands on her feet, using her hand to balance herself. She runs to Bucky, but he holds his metallic arm out to stop her. She grabs it, using it to jump up, wrapping a leg around his neck and swinging the other one around his neck. He moves to grab her legs but she flips off of him, landing on one foot, her other leg stretched out. She punches his gut, sending him to lurch forward. The two continue to fight for a few more minutes until Y/N taps out because she needs to finish up the tour.
She shows them the simulation rooms and the physical therapy room. Y/N takes the group back to the elevators and takes them back down to the main floor. Leading the way out of the elevator, she heads to the other end of the room, walking over to a door.
“Now this is the press conference room, but I decided to use it to do a Q and A type of thing. I have all the Avengers, as well as Pepper Potts back there. I allotted a half hour to this, so feel free to ask them any questions you may have.” Y/N explains, as she opens the door, allowing them to enter. They take seats in the first row, noticing the six main heroes sitting up on stage as well as Sam, Bucky, Pepper, Wanda, and Vision. You go up on stage, standing behind the podium. “Feel free to ask us anything. Unfortunately we don’t have Spider-Man here with us, as he has real life responsibilities, so he’s at school right now. I’ll be the moderator, but feel free to ask me questions as well.”
Immediately, hands go up. Even Peter’s hand goes up for a question. You hand a mic to the person on the farther left side of the room, offering them a question first. It was an obviously timid girl who cleared her throat and spoke up.
“When did Mother Nature officially join the team and why?” she asks. Y/N nods, smiling at the girl.
“I was 12 when I found out about my powers and when I did, I begged my father to let me join. It wasn’t until I was sixteen, during the civil war fight. He asked me to fight on his side and I told him I would not unless he made me an Avenger. He obliged, initiating me into the team.” Y/N speaks, sending the girl a gentle smile as she sits down and passes the mic down. Every question was about the superheroes and their origins. However, the mic reached Flash and he had a devilish grin, smirking at Peter as he stood up.
“I have three questions, they are simple yes or no questions,” Flash speaks. Y/N nods, allowing him to continue. “First, Ms. Black Widow, would you like to go on a date with me?” Flash asks, earning chuckles from his goons.
“No.”
Flash frowns, seeming to do a double-take at her nonchalance. He sighs, holding the microphone up once more. “Mr. Stark, does Peter Parker really intern for you?” Flash asks. Tony sighs, rolling his eyes at the idiotic boy. How does he go to a school for scientific geniuses and not get that Peter obviously has connections here?
“Yes, Peter is an intern for me. Has been for the past two years almost three years. He works with me in my lab every weekend.” Tony says, impatience in his tone. Flash gulps, noticing the obvious glares coming from everybody.
“Final question?”
“Mother Nature, are you really dating Peter?” Flash asks, suddenly becoming bold again. He smirks, looking over at Peter as he begins to speak again. “Because if not, why not go out with me?” Flash asks, sending you a wink.
“I’d rather throw myself off a bridge than go out with you. If it matters so much, Peter and I are dating. We have been for a little over a year now. And before you decide to become bold again, Wanda won’t date you. Pepper won’t date you. None of us up here would ever want to. So please, get it into your dense skull. Now please leave my boyfriend alone or I swear I will do to you what I did to Bucky in the sparring room. I will not tap out, and that’s a promise.” Y/N threatens, her tone filled with pure anger towards the young man who seems to harass Peter a lot.  Flash stays quiet, not sure how to respond. The rest of the half hour goes by fast, Flash seeming to shut up and not have a single snarky comment at every statement made.
By the end of the day, Y/N and Peter are rubbing it in Flash’s face how in love the two are with each other. Flash might think Peter is a loser, but he has Y/N and Flash doesn’t, so who’s the real loser?
Please send in asks/requests, I’m always a slut for interaction and new friends.
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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can we appreciate this moment for multiple reasons
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~Tbh all the marvel ships are so frickin hot.
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“Are you SpiderMan?… Do a flip”
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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I’m in a Spider-Man loop and I drew this to have a new lockscreen ! It’s based on a photoshoot that I really like :3. Figured some of you might like it too :)
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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Tony, in Peter’s ear: Tell her that her eyes are pretty, kid.
Peter: Uh, hey MJ! Y-you have eyes.
MJ: what
Tony: PETER NO
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neerdyreedheead ¡ 7 years ago
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Tom Holland being adorable without having to try
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#uwu energy
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Is this Peter Parker
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