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…Has someone done Alastor doing the Suite Life of Zack and Cody bit that’s just

‘Why don’t we turn on the radio! Would you like AM or

FMMM̸̘̪̖̤͇̪͈̦̺̟͍̃̽͑̈́͛̏͗̎͘͝M̶̛̛͎͕͉̜̪̪̏̂̀̊̆̌̆̀̋̒̏͑̀̈̕̚M̴̨̥͍͔͚̭̻̞̘͚̗̠̊͆̈̀̃͐̐̏͆̀̇͛̊͑̀͐͂̾̊͠M̴̡̡̧̳͔̠̜̪̣͖̫̭̜̼͔̖͇͓͖̩̜̃͗̒̉̅̎͜͠Ṁ̴̗̱̹̽̃͊̾̓̋̾̎͛͛̔̔͂̽̈́̌̌̕͝͝͠͝͝Ḿ̶̨̗̙̮̹̭͇̩̘̳̜̪͔̪̼͇̀̿̓̓̃̐̂͌̎̅͛̅͋̌͌̕͜͠͝ͅM̷̰͈͚̬̟̒̽̃̆̽̾͂̔̋͆̊̆͒̀͐̆̇̍̚͘͝ͅṂ̴̩̬̤̥̺̈́͜͜M̶̦̺͋̆͂̐͛̀͋̕M̷̢̡̡̳̜͉̼̯͔͍̗͎͚̝͙̱̪̤̭̜͙̥͗̄̍̆́̅͂̈́̏̽͆̌̀͗͛̊͛̊́͘̕͝ͅm̶͎̼͈̭͈̦̺̯̪̥̲̪̖̪͎̹̯͚̥̩͉̮̻̀̅͂́̂͐̋̍͊͆̌̏̓̚ͅm̶̤̑̂̋͛̄̽̈̆̐̑͊͊̋̚͝͝m̸̲̜͚͕̮͎̑͊̈̅̎̐̈̔́̐̃̒͘m̵̡̤̼͎̺͕̠̮̦̟̪̞̹̻̳͙̺̫̘̥̱̬̙̋̓̃̏̂̊̓̃̾́̈̉m̵̢̞̟͈̪͙̭̜̣̬̩̳͔͚̤̤̹̪̫̔͊͊̊͐͜͠m̸̧̨̢̪̭͇̻͈̱̻͕̦͖̹̩̙͓̱̯̯̯̰̌̃̎̍̈́͌̓̀͑̈́

*increasingly concerning radio noises*’

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got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

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I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

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Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter

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They’re telling you about their good dreams!!!

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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@themarslion Omg I just realized we’re the bi-ace solidarity.

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no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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You don't like tumpet? 🎺? bwaaa?

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your honor, in my defense. bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

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never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i’ll never be able to stretch like a cat

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A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck.

It’s gigantic.

Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.

It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in excess of 100 pounds. It’s possible that this beast is 40+ years old.

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leaves my new immersion blender in the bathroom with the door closed so that the other appliances can get accustomed to her presence