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My new son
Bastard man he is
#He won't go to the bathroom unless I personally carry him to the litter tray#He refuses to eat anything but the fancy meat#he likes to chew plastic#he sleeps to the noises of James May#he is 8 weeks old#he is my son#and his name#is#Badderlock#or Bads for short#cats of tumblr#kitty cat#cat#void cat#black cat#black kitty#kitten
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I'm getting a cat and preparing for college so chapter updates are gonna be more spaced.
#His name is Badderlock and there will be posts about him in the future#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#primarch#warhammer au#warhammer fanfic#wh40k#main primarchs this chapter#vulkan#konrad curze#Order marries Chaos AU
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RIGHT, FINALLY FINISHED ALL MY MINIS



Clockwise, we have Phil, Phyllis and Frank.
I honestly thought I'd fuck up the paint more than the few amateur mistakes and scuffs I made here and there. I genuinely thought I'd have a "Thin your paints" abomination on my hands. But nope, I'm genuinely proud of how they turned out for my first time painting.
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@mig-murgthenurg

Please enjoy some Little Lords and a Beans
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My boyfriend's way of celebrating my acceptance into Uni.
#Its nerdier then most fields too#Its microbiology#though there is a different course i'm considering swapping too#Buts just micobio in food/drink#Spend the rest of my life surrounded by sea weed#Protist#Sea weed isn't a plant btw#science aesthetic#science student#university#college#biology#ecology#microbiology#science academia
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#the temptation to do a kinktober adhering to these rules#amongst my other ones#40k kinktober but it adheres to these guidelines#40k in general does not adhere to these guidelines#warhammer fanfic#maybe?#warhammer 40k#but with these rules?#caitvi#caitvi kinktober#caitvi kinktober 2025#ao3
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Fulgrim, for Motivation
#MySpace Jeffrey Starr core#PUT THIS MAN ON AN AYESHA EROTIC ALBUM COVER NOW#i so desperately want this man to experience twink death#wh40k#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#Fulgrim
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This one is, very admittedly long. In this chapter:
Horus discovers British exist.
#Lots of gossip#lots of bonding for the first two couples#Valdor's in this chapter too#Fulgrim and Skulduggery are the messiest bitches#Everyone sleeps- Kai is still fleeing#warhammer 40k#main primarchs this chapter#Fulgrim#horus lupercal#sanguinius#warhammer 40000#warhammer fanfic#primarch#constantin valdor#warhammer au#primarchs#Order marries Chaos AU
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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.
Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"
And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"
I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.
I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.
Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.
Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.
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scribbles between work things. perturabo on the brain.
#warhammer 40k#perturabo#collection pictures of my boyfriends favourite primarch#wh40k#Primarchs#fanart
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Chapter 4 + art!
And art of my babygirl scrimblo who arrives in this chapter
#She's the reason this entire fic exists#I love her so much#All her siblings can make clothes via magic or get designer#She wears tk maxx/tj maxx#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#primarch#primarchs#warhammer au#warhammer fanfic#main primarchs this chapter#horus lupercal#angron#fulgrim#ferrus manus#jaghatai khan#Khan and Angron spend this chapter chasing after a naked woman#Order marries Chaos AU#warhammer art#warhammer oc#technically?#oc artwork#oc art#oc artist#original charater art#my oc art
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Chapter 3!
#My girls are finally coming into it!#Fun fact#Hākarkoeke isn't the biggest lady#Also fun fact#Her name is a mix of the Māori words#Hākari which means 'to feast'#and koeke which is a name for a crayfish thats a staple of Māori food cultural food.#As well as a word for a few versions for 'to grow/ to be large'#Main Primarchs featured in this chapter:#ferrus manus#fulgrim#rogal dorn#vulkan#alpharius omegon#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#primarch#primarchs#warhammer au#Order marries Chaos AU#warhammer fanfic
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I was messing around with a doll I made of my fursona and made this.
(Corvus art by Johannes Helgeson)
#It is a vacancy I will happily take in the primarch thirst fandom#I wish to gnaw on this man#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#primarch#primarchs#corvus corax#furry art#fursona#fursona art
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Hey tumblr, how hard would this go as a tattoo.
#Context: Its a health and safety sign you'll mostly see on chemical products used in labs#(I am a science student which is how I've encountered it)#This particular one is called GHS 08 - serious health hazard#It means the chemical will effect your respiratory system#BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY#IT MEANS THAT THE SUBSTANCE CAN EFFECT ONES GENES AND HOW THEY ARE TRANSMITTED TO OFFSPRING#(Its called mutagencity)#And like#what a symbol to show this#A person crumbling apart from the heart???#It literally tearing someone up from within#Would I get this as a tattoo? Yes.#I do have plans for different tattoos and already have one so its not like this is an irrational first tattoo idea#tattoo design#tattoos#science#science aesthetic#tattoo ideas#body art#science student
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Piplup (2025) - Promo-A #34 Illustrator: Kariya
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Someone in the terf group asked why Americans are circumcised and it caused quite a stir




Apparently, there are benefits to "mutilating" kids. Just so long as you like the form of "mutilation"

Then of course we have JQ posting


And others who aren't actually "gender critical" they just wanna get back to hating trans people
#a. that Jewish line sounds so anti-semetic#I'm not insane for thinking that#am I?#B. for people curious circumcisions can have health benefits#it can lower the risk of UTIs and STIs#it can more importantly prevent the formation of cancers in that area#of course there is also health risks but that's more dependent on the skill of the surgeon then the surgery itself#also circumcision is not just a Jewish thing#medicine
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/68461631/chapters/177720996
Chapter 2
LITTLE OLD LADY TIME
(And a slutty cowboy)
Spousal decree AU!
With my own pantheon of OCs, not Gods but they're close.
#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#primarchs#warhammer au#warhammer fanfic#Order marries Chaos AU#main Primarchs this chapter#leman russ#lorgar aurelian#lion el'jonson#and then some#angron#at the end
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