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Posting this for when I graduate

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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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Here is a map of policies in Europe. As you can see, it has the same shapes as the other map. This means my political views are objectively correct.

Percentage of people who think the situation in their country is “good”

Source: Eurostat 2022

by amazing__maps/instagram

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Here is a map of policies in Europe. As you can see, it has the same shapes as the other map. This means my political views are objectively correct.

Percentage of people who think the situation in their country is “good”

Source: Eurostat 2022

by amazing__maps/instagram

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The white wolf and the chocolate chip wolf sharing in some r&r.

actually let them cook

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They're not "random noises" your friend wants to fill up on gas and hoagies

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

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Sort the books in ROYGBIV order

Welcome to the tumblr point and click adventure, just tell me what to interact with and I will respond

Frame 1:

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If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??

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accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth

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concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

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Not only have you never picked up a pencil but it seems you've never picked up a Players Handbook either. First, there's no classes, so the spell automatically can't be used by any classes. Second, there's no concentration and it is an instant cast; this means the spell will play out in its entirety even if the cleric dies or teleports away. This means that for 10 rounds the target will gain 1d6 hp automatically, essentially making PCs immortal since even at 1 hp you can take your turn. In 4 turns you can cast this on the entire party and outlast any combat the DM has made.

Outside of combat, it heals 3d8+10d6 hp, or around 46 hp. For context, mass cure wounds is a level higher and gives only 5d8 (20) hp to multiple targets, so it heals 2 people less than the AI spell.

It's fitting you brand yourself as a mimic

Life Burst - Level 4 Abjuration

Unleash a surge of vitality, restoring health, granting vigor, and sparking recovery. Perfect for rallying allies in the thick of battle, this spell turns the tide with a powerful pulse of life itself!

Art by Midjourney

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Assassinate Him.

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You're almost there sysyphus, just a little more