nerdypunk

[nerdypunk]

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Does this.. mean something? Am I not getting it?

Oh, is that roblox, or somethin'? I don't play it myself, but my shitstain of a brother does. Talks about it all the time.

He's not a shitstain, you're just mean to him.

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[nerdypunk]

hey guys

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Hello, again! Good to see you, since.. we aren't really the ones who run this blog.

'sup. Man, this is weird. How do they do it?

It's the same question you'd ask about their living situation.

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[nerdypunk]

Do you like sweet or savory?

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Depends on what it is, but usually, I prefer sweet things. It makes my tastebuds feel like heaven, honestly – I do especially like lemon flavoured sweets.

Ehhh... do I have to pick? I'm not really picky when it comes to the two.. both are fine and dandy, but I guess I'd have t' say sweet? Cas got me a big basket of chocolate this one time, so.. that's probably the reason why.

Though, I don't think it was.. actually for me.

It wasn't, you little sneak. The basket was supposed to be for–

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[nerdypunk]

i meant there i just cant spell

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Haha, yeah, we figured that's what you meant. Pretty easy to decipher, actually.

Whatever she said - i wasn't exactly listening.

Ahem.

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[nerdypunk]

hello thaere

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Sup!

Hello.

.. it's kind of weird, being in their apartment. I thought it would be cleaner with Rye around, Tanner.

Agreed. But you know how things are going right now, so..

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[nerdypunk]

whats your opinion on heh,,, Greek mythology HEH

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Well, personally–

The door has been burst open, and there stood Tanner, next to her being Finn. Caspian pokes his head out from the kitchen, his brows threaded.

.. what the hell? Why are you two-

Poof. Caspian and Rye have disappeared for the time being.

Greek mythology, hm? It's quite interesting, though I know very little about it myself. I think people who like it are nice, though.

Egh.. it's alright, I guess. Not really my thing - but it isn't the worst thing in the world, y'know what i mean?

I didn't think you'd tolerate it, honestly.. it doesn't seem like your type of scene.

It isn't. But I'm not a hater like Cas, so I'm fine with it - would much rather have something else, though... like werewolves or something.

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[nerdypunk]

Do you feel pain?

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.. what? Is this aimed at me, or..?

Oh.

Nevermind.

He's not here to answer that right now, and if I'm being honest, he'd just lash out at you for asking. Wasn't happy when I asked him if he wanted a glass of water.

But he stared at me like he wanted something from me, as if there was some form of longing in his eyes? I'm not quite sure.

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[nerdypunk]

There was a letter on the ground.

Rye glances down at the envelope, reaching down to pick it up – its torn and stained, and isn't very appealing to the eye.

Caspian's door is shut. Typical.

Xey opened up the letter, beginning to read through whatever was left – which was quite hard to do with the messy handwriting.

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Dear, ## ###### ####

I don't know when you'll see this.

You're a growing boy, and eventually, you'll open up this letter. I hope you've grown into a fine man, like your father did.

###################### ??????? ######################################################################## #######################

You'll always be my little boy, Cas.

I love you.

Sincerely, Mama.

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[nerdypunk]

insert mock kissy noises here

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.. there's many implications to this, but the one I'm thinking of makes me want to gag.

You know you like me.

Keep dreaming.

Yeah? About you? Gladly. Definitely not.

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[nerdypunk]

i put them both in storage so they can rot away together with my 80 other wobbledogs ❤️

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Lovely. Appreciate it..?

I don't want to rot with xem. As if. Would rather do a handstand for the rest of my life than do that, and I can't even do a handstand.

The feeling is mutual, Cas.

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[nerdypunk]

hello... your wobbledog counterparts sure are. doing something

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excuse the layout im. on my phone and don't rmemebr how ilaidthese posts out.. and im writing skmetbjgn

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At least Caspian looks somewhat productive than he actually is. What a surprise, isn't it?

Like you're not a lazy bum either.

I'm not. I have a job, unlike someone.

[nerdypunk]

i had diarrhea this morning

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... nice to know.

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[nerdypunk]

wow caspian this phone is so good ❤️

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[ Caspian ] ;; "I know. Top tier, ain't it?"

No. It isnt. When are we getting Rye's POV?

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[nerdypunk]

yeah, yeah, i believe that. nobody would use an OLD PHONE from their PANTRY to record…

anyway, ill have you know that science is very interesting! in fact, you wouldnt even BE HERE if it werent for some aspects of science! or geography! so, can it!

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[ Caspian ] ;; "I would. I need a phone, dude!"

[ Caspian ] ;; "And all that science hunk-a-junk doesn't mean anythin' to me. A bunch of nerd talk."

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[nerdypunk]

im at like 3 percent help!!!!!!

caspian, do you listen to bolero? if not, PLEASEEEEEEE listen to beny moré.

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[ Caspian ] ;; "Don't think I've heard of 'em. I'll keep it in mind."

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[nerdypunk]

HI CASPIAN!!!!!! awh man whered rye go :( i eanted to talk science with xem…

what the hell happened to the camera. i bet $60 it was your fault

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[ Caspian ] ;; "Boooring.. and I didn't do shit to the camera, it just.. It's an old phone I found in one of our moving boxes in the pantry."

[ The quality is very evidently getting worse. ]

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[nerdypunk]

dont you want me like i want you baby dont you need me like i need you now sleep tomorrow but tonight go crazy all you gotta do is just meet me at the—‼️

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[ Caspian ] ;; "I know that song.. I think. Not my kinda scene, though."

[ Caspian ] ;; "Oh, yeah, Rye isn't home. Went out or somethin'. "

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