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someone who misheard you say misophonia: "why are you afraid of soup???"

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repetition in car seat headrest songs is evsrything to me I love it with all my heart but thw only time it ever bothers me is in sober to death bc I always feel like it's the last 1 and then he says it like 13 more times and I feel silly for thinking that's the end

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every schools summer reading list:

We look forward to seeing your child next fall, please have them read two of the books below

book written like over a thousand years ago and is poorly translated

book that’s literally promoting racism but “it’s okay bc it’s historical fiction”

terrible book, but it has a poc main character so the school can say they like minorities

the book you already read

book with only like 20 pages but they expect you to write a ten thousand word essay on it

an actually decent book by an author you know but you still have to read another

not to mention the most recent book was written in the 70s

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if i see like one more post anywhere debating the existence of trans man lesbians im probably going to go insane and also die this is not a conversation we need to be having bro they've always existed and are gonna exist even if you post a little tiktok on it from your little bed on your little phone the end can we all go outside now and frolic or at least have discourse about something that means anything ever

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this came to me in a vision

tiktok | ig

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nice shoulders nerd (i wanna touch you)

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nervousyoungbitch

alternatively nervousbitchwhatever

replace one word of your url with bitch

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everytime i see the word “bodies” spelled like “bodies” i get a little confused thank you car seat headrest

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*will toledo and andrew kats shootings hoops in the studio*

Will Toledo: Hahaha, I’m BEAST MONSTER THING (LOVE ISN’T LOVE ENOUGH) on the court!

Andrew Katz: Hahaha bro, you can try to shoot like a FAMOUS PROPHET (STARS) but you’ll always be a OPEN-MOUTHED BOY!

Will Toledo: DON’T REMIND ME!

*Will Toledo shoots a three-pointer and sinks it*

Andrew Katz: I HATE LIVING.

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you know me so well…

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Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

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"what if Wallace Wells was called Wallace Sink and he was trans or smth idk."

-boyfriend

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i don't trust people who call car seat headrest cshr. headrest is one word idiot

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