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Other Youtubers: CLICKBAIT CLICKBAIT DRAMA CLICKBAIT

Jenna Marbles: Here’s a 28-minute tour of my plants.

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what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

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TIL Until 2007, Russian astronauts were issued a sawed off shotgun and machete to fight off Siberian bears and other wildlife upon landing back on Earth. They are now issued a semi-automatic pistol.

via reddit.com

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tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

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me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

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please may i have some coochie

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oh no! a union worker!

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I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

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Someone screwed up your reincarnation papers, and you’re reborn as yourself. You start your whole life over, with all the knowledge and wisdom (or lack thereof) you had when you died.

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My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

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Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

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when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

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