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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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Nice hands bro can you hold both my wrists with just one?
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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
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“Don’t save your good lingerie for dates, wear it for you.”
— Dita von Teese
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“Forgive me if I don’t talk much at times. It’s loud enough in my head.”
— Unknown
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boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry
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A standard kangaroo has more pockets than the average women’s trousers
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