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gym bros 💪

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colouring timelapse

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lets get carried by mama

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If Plagg wasn’t able to get the bracelet unstuck in Rogercop

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sleepover

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So are we ever going to acknowledge how the whole “chat feels left out by ladybug thing” from season 4 never actually got a proper resolution or are we just gonna sweep that whole thing under the rug like the show did

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@sadrien-week: Day One, Broken Bone(s)

When your arm is broken but you don't want to leave your lady alone in the fight so you create a makeshift splint with your belt and staff

Comfort bonus:

Ladybug wrangled him into some bandages and gave him a glass of milk and painkillers so he can take a nap while she goes and eviscerates whoever broke her kitty

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Excuse me Goromi-san, you dropped this 👑

Just posted a new page of 80s Goromi doujinshi on my Patreon 🤤💕

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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pregnant everlark flipping through the family plant book for baby name ideas

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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wait........ being a loser woman is the best thing ever ........ #blessed

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shark toothed boyfriend

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maybe you guys need to learn the difference between sex-repulsed asexuals and sex-negative conservatives. because im getting real sick of reading unnecessarily vaguely worded posts that sound borderline aphobic

"if you think sex is gross/disgusting, you're a horrible person" sorry but that's actually a valid ace identity. try again :)

"if you shame other consenting adults for having sex because you think it's a sin, you're a horrible person" ok NOW we're getting somewhere

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone