Hey there! My name is C. - I am gay af, love coffee, am permanently exhausted from work, the state of the union (the world), and trying to live a life that will make for a really great bloopers’ reel when it flashes before my eyes in near-death situations. That’s about as far as I’ve gotten in terms of things I know for sure. I think when I was younger I knew who I was better because I hadn’t really lived yet, and now I’ve lived a lot in the past few years and haven’t figured out how those experiences fit together yet, or what name to call the person that was there for all of them (she is me but we feel different from each other). Sorry for the existential crisis in my “about me” - went to a concert last night and my brain reset from the saxophone solo. Enjoy your stay, check-out is at 11.
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everything is ok at any age
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*September 1st on Tumblr*
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people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”
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Not me eyeing this when I still have an unfinished project 😂 👀
Getting prepared super early with this year’s Jemtober prompts! A whole month to brainstorm!
Draw, write, edit, take part every day, pick and choose, or combine prompts - anything is welcome! This prompt list is designed to inspire you, not make you feel pressured 🥰
If you decide to take part, use the hashtag #jemtober25 and please tag me to take a look! I’ll make a collection on ao3 to add everyone’s fics to, too ❤️
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Watson wears suits almost all the time in the later seasons of Elementary and I am LIVING
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A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
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not enough women stabbing each other to symbolize sex in the media actually
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this was a historical moment in television
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there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it
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me at the convent: no god for me thanks i'm just here to fuck the nuns
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best typo ive ever made i think
reblog if you feep stupid
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Emily Prentiss in 7x19 ‘Heathridge Manor’
#when did I get on my knees#emily prentiss#criminal minds#cm original run#season 7#7x19#‘heathridge manor’#emily wearing black#hot emily
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when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]
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