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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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they hate me for my ardent refusal to accept cruelty as the status quo

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours

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Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

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ocs…

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You should make your own version of christianity that’s truer and better than all the other versions

waiiitt omg youre so right do you think ill be the first one to do that??? probably right??

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i love inflict wounds conceptually so much. other spells always beating around the bush but u can count on inflict wounds to do what it says on the tin. this is what u came here to do. cut out the middleman and simply Inflict Wounds. spell of Hey (taps u on the shoulder) Fuck You In Particular. beloved deity unwind this fool

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my bacteria #mybacteria

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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

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Someone used this mushroom as an ashtray.