You can just call me Nick!Future DJ and whatever else comes after that… I’m still trying to figure it all out.
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I’m in love with ur dad 😩❤️
Sorry he already has something going on with the monkey 🥀
#if I had a nickel for every time an anon confessed their love for my dad#i’d have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#anon you have to go tell HIM this not me#night at the museum#natm#ask box
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Whats your dad been up to lately? Any new inventions?
Er, I think he runs a transformers and shadowxsonic fan blog in his free time
#which is good for him by the way#everyone deserves to run a little fan blog#it’s good for your health#trust me I’m a doctor (<— very much not a doctor)#night at the museum#natm#ask box#larry daley
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… i don’t want to talk about it
Apparently threatening to throw Jed into a washing machine is “not an appropriate response” to losing to him in Just Dance
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Apparently threatening to throw Jed into a washing machine is “not an appropriate response” to losing to him in Just Dance
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Hole’s been discovered and the mannequins are all studiously ignoring my dad while he asks what happened
Introducing the civil war mannequins to Uno more at ten
#kids listen up this is a life lesson#the responsible thing to do here is own up to it and admit our mistakes and apologize#GOOD THING WE’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE#I’m blaming the monkey#and we’re taking this secret to our GRAVE
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There’s a hole in the wall
Introducing the civil war mannequins to Uno more at ten
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Introducing the civil war mannequins to Uno more at ten
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Heartbreaking!! Skibidi has joined the museums banned words list!
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Ha! Take that, anon! I have one friend!
why dont you have friends?
No one fucks with my swag
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why dont you have friends?
No one fucks with my swag
#why would you ask me this anon#i have friends#i do#i do i swear#they're just. they're all dead#but i have#i#i'm going to go sit in the janitors closet#ask box#natm#night at the museum
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Are you and Lancelot good after the whole “stealing the tablet” thing?
Yeah, no, we’re cool now!
Lancelot made a mistake, and he righted it. I’m proud of him for that, I really am. He also apologized for the whole ‘holding a knife to my throat’ thing (and I think my dad made him do it). Honestly, not a conversation I ever thought I’d have to have, but you know what they say! First time for everything!
Anyway, he’s a nice guy to hang out with, really. He’s still adjusting to the modern world though, which makes for some, uh, interesting questions.
#it took my dad a little longer to get used to him#and I get that#lancelot had endangered his friends#kind of a bad start to a friendship#but they’re on better speaking terms now#I think lancelot idolizes him too#whenever he’s at the museum he follows my dad around#and he insists on being called a ‘knight’ guard too#HA#night at the museum#natm#ask box#lancelot natm
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Kamunrah: I don't even really like the name Larry
Larry: What a strange way to kick me when I'm down
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First tumblr post being jedtavius somehow this feels right 😭😭
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Oh man, okay. Um…
Look, they’re both great friends! They are, and I like hanging out with both of them, but if I had to choose— absolutely had to… I would have to go with Oct.
A couple years ago, I had this crush on someone in band, and Oct gave me the really embarrassing fatherly talk of how to “woe” them. I, um, didn’t succeed, but he called it a valiant effort anyway, which made me feel better. And I think by confiding in him, he trusted me enough to share his own feelings about, er, another exhibit
Nicky, I have to know, who do you like more, Jed or Oct?
this feels like a trick
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Is ahk single and ready to mingle wink wink
I am NOT asking the four-thousand-and-some-change year old mummy this
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Nicky, I have to know, who do you like more, Jed or Oct?
this feels like a trick
#im scared to answer this because honestly both of them can and would jump me#again#can i chicken out and say i like dexter more#ask box#night at the museum#natm
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Nick I feel like you would go to camp rock
You're right. I would excel there
#i taught the vikings the camp rock cheer#this is my purpose in life#night at the museum#natm#ask box#i don't want to talk about how old this ask is
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