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niftyshadesofdave · 4 years ago
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““DOs are trained to look at the whole person from their first days of medical school, which means they see each person as more than just a collection of organ systems and body parts that may become injured or diseased. This holistic approach to patient care means that osteopathic medical students learn how to integrate the patient into the health care process as a partner. They are trained to communicate with people from diverse backgrounds, and they get the opportunity to practice these skills in their classrooms and learning laboratories, frequently with standardized and simulated patients. The osteopathic medical profession has a proud heritage of producing primary care practitioners. In fact, the mission statements of the majority of osteopathic medical schools state plainly that their purpose is the production of primary care physicians. Osteopathic medical tradition preaches that a strong foundation in primary care makes one a better physician, regardless of what specialty they may eventually practice.””
AACOM.org
For those of you who wonder: “Why osteopathic medicine?”
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niftyshadesofdave · 6 years ago
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niftyshadesofdave · 6 years ago
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when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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The laughter was so contagious!
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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me when i diet
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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Hello, this is my bi-monthly post. I’m not dead. I just rarely go on tumblr.
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii
Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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Source: [x]
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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Do you ever just look at a letter and think “yes I recognize this squiggle”
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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i have been feeling really great recently !!!
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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*Geico commercial*
“Me studying instead of procrastinating? Surprising. What’s not surprising, how much money Matt saved by switching to Geico.”
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
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niftyshadesofdave · 7 years ago
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march 15, 2018
donald trump is president, but not for much longer.  he is about to be impeached by the congress of the united states.  as mr. donald sits sweatily on his uncomfortable wooden chair in the capitol building he cant help but feel the tiniest bit of remorse for what he did.  but it is too late for that now.  as his hair slides down his head like a piece of melting butter on a skillet, the congressman shouts YOURE FIRED at the shattered shell of a former business mogul and president
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