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ayoomaxya:

“ Of course I’m laughing at my own joke cause what I said was true as fuck. Tricking people to get your ways is lying and being a hypcrite? Well shit, Get your own paper and say, ‘ I got all this shit with my own god damn money’ instead of buying off people. You may be rich,baby, But that personality sure ain’t rich for shit. “

What you said was dumb as fuck, honestly. I thought you might have been laughing because you realized how idiotic you sounded as soon as the words left your mouth, but obviously there’s not much hope for you, is there? It’s adorable that you’re so concerned about my lack of a moral compass, but honestly, you should shut the fuck up. Be more concerned about yourself, yeah? Maybe get yourself an attitude check. Or maybe just try to realize how insignificant you are, because once you realize that, you’ll stop offering your opinion when it clearly wasn’t needed. 

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ftwrickimarie:

I believe you, you look like the super sneaking type person who could manipulate the hell out of people.

Probably. But also it’ll be hard to choose victims because the majority of people I’ve seen have terrible style and I’d never wanna touch anything they wear. 

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colettejpg:

“that would be fun, i have to agree. we could do it together!”

Seriously? You’d want to do it? 

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ayoomaxya:

“Ah. You mean a hypocrite?” She asked before chuckling to herself. “Do you,boo boo. “

Are you laughing at your own fucking joke? Because if you are, don’t. It wasn’t shit. And how would that be hypocritical? I like things that make me look just as rich as I really am, who the fuck cares if someone else bought it? You don’t have to worry, though. From the looks of it, you don’t have anything I’d want. 

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ftwrickimarie:

Sounds like a fun activity, Versace lover by day, con-women by night. Why the hell not, right?

Exactly. And, like, I could totally do it. I’m really good with my hands. 

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Legit considering becoming, like, a con-woman or something. I mean, I have no reason to, ‘cause I can already afford more than enough Versace and shit, but it looks cool as fuck. 

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coenxenos:

“Eh, they’re just shoes. I can just get a pair delivered the next day. Now walking around with wet feet wasn’t great but it wasn’t anything to get mad over.”

What the fuck are you even talking about? They’re $800. It’s definitely something to get mad over. If someone fucked up my Louboutins, I’d stab them with the heel. 

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atmarcusdanh:

’ i might do it sometimes, yeah. ’

Hm. Interesting. Me too, I guess, but less in the dance way and more in a ‘bounce on a dick’ way. 

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idktrigger:

Road head is too tamed, I’m talking full-on reverse cowgirl in the driver’s seat.

Interesting. Tempting, too, but also...no. Unless the car was in park, then yes. Do you have some kind of weird death kink? Like does the prospect of dying before you get to come turn you on? 

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idktrigger:

What about while parachuting? Or while drivin’ a car? Do those work for you?

Parachuting, fuck no. Road head, though...maybe. 

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atmarcusdanh:

’ because my booty can not be tamed.

Yeah, well, maybe you should tone it down when you’re first meeting someone. Or do you just bounce your ass for random strangers?

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coenxenos:

“I was walking down the boardwalk today and some kid spilled his lemonade all over my $800 shoes. The poor kid felt so bad and looked like he was afraid I was gonna hurt him or something. They were just shoes I don’t know why he thought I was going to be mad, accidents happen, you know?”

I would have punched him in the face.

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atmarcusdanh:

’ my moves are sick, watch this. ’

Why the fuck are you doing that?

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idktrigger:

“But what if the person you’re sleepin’ with has a water kink? You just gonna deny that part of them?”

Uh, yes. If there’s a chance of drowning, I don’t give a fuck what you like, I’m not about to be at a crime scene. 

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colettejpg:

“Well–I don’t know. I’ll have to think about it.”

You don’t have to. Like, I’m not gonna pressure you into doing something if you don’t want to. You’re not the first girl I’ve ever wanted to sleep with and you’re not the last, so it’s not like I need to fuck you. Just - if you decide you want to, I’m down. 

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( * & nirvana ! ) ; sent

saige: i very well might be

saige: well since you suggested i do you, i'd sure hope not

saige: deal.

nirvana: i'm actually really enjoying this keep going by all means

nirvana: alright then let's do this babe

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colettejpg:

“I don’t know–I don’t think I’d know what to do.”

There’s a lot of things to do. It’s not that hard, honestly. Like, you can pretty much transfer the basics of what feels good to you over.