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[nirvanaoh-blog]

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Nirvana: Ok so why the FUCK did no one want to inform me that the beach I wanted to go to was a nude beach

[hollisbrb-blog]

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hollis: why the fuck am I being subjected to drinking tap water

[coenxenos]

“I was walking down the boardwalk today and some kid spilled his lemonade all over my $800 shoes. The poor kid felt so bad and looked like he was afraid I was gonna hurt him or something. They were just shoes I don’t know why he thought I was going to be mad, accidents happen, you know?”

[gtgchristian-blog]

“The cashier at 7/11 certainly doesn’t seem to know how to count change.”

[tfwjennifer]

“I don’t think I’ll ever get over how iconic of a show Boy Meets World is. I’ll watch it until I die.”

[hollisbrb-blog]

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hollis: i draznk

hollis: everythinsg

[coenxenos]

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Coen: I'm watching beyond scared straight and these little punks have me dying

Coen: they always act hard but the second someone gets in their face they start bawling

[wtfjadeythirlwall-blog]

“I picked up my puppy today, and he’s so cute I can’t handle it.”

[hollisbrb-blog]

“My housekeeper is undeniably convinced that I am depressed. I’m not. I’m perfectly happy with the concept of life, and I’m perfectly okay with the concept of death. I don’t see a single fucking problem in that. Like Mark Twain said, ‘I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.’”

[nirvanaoh-blog]

Legit considering becoming, like, a con-woman or something. I mean, I have no reason to, ‘cause I can already afford more than enough Versace and shit, but it looks cool as fuck.