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that one post that's like "if i ever say I'll do something and don't do it i didn't lie i just failed" except it IS that i lied but in a way you lie to the guy dying next to you in the trenches like yeah man... we're gonna do art fight.... the sun will rise and it'll be beautiful and we'll have drawn so many things....

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

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This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

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Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

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estrogen is a ploy by big women to sell more women

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Cutest Securitron of the Mojave

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Hahaha theres no WAY this is staying in the tags: *posts a grainy photograph of your darkened bedroom shot through a slightly opened door*

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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

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i made this in october 2022. do you get what i was trying to say

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i was not a raz or lili back in elementary school i was dogen. wasnt all there. i was just like that. in fact i'd have no brain to steal because i was so dead. don't know how i've made it to now in life. i like dogen a lot

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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whatever. go my Friend.

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i told one of the preschoolers i was going to take a nap when i got home and she asked me three times if i was joking and then afterwards just flat out refused to believe me

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In epidemiology, a disease vector is any living agent that carries and transmits an infectious pathogen such as a parasite or microbe, to another living organism.