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so while trying to find shitty campy horror movies for bad movie night, my friend and i happened to come across, and i shit you not, in a compilation dvd, this fucking gem

what is this why is this

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i don't remember who the fuck wrote this on a youtube community post but it said

"pissing and crying takes a screenshot"

and i can't fucking take it anymore, my brain is stuck in this i hate it

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brief meditation on what one man needs so many tiny fanny packs for

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tag yourself

are you buff toilet man who casts spells when they have a successful shit Belphegor

or are you twink sleepy murder hobo cow who chokes you with no horny, just pure violence Belphegor

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Get this shit out of my fucking face LIKE WHAT IS THIS?????

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This guy is so excruciatingly my type its not even funny

i love him, good taste op

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

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my roomate and I have this joke where parts of a word can replaced with piss

so we can have gems like

pisscord

pisslus

pisssoft

frompiss

pisstendo

and now i tempted to open Photoshop for that alone

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I have no idea who did this on Facebook but

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I have lost control of my life