non-available-kuri
non-available-kuri
Child's mind, Adult's body
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"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR!!" *generic explosion* this blog literally has no focus
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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Guys I love Beedle please appreciate this hardworking, crop top wearing man that is only ever kind and deserves every beetle I ever find.
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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Am I doing this right
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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we finally found it. we found his origin
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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Sometimes i wanna try out a toriel cosplay
1) to try out more sfx makeup, prosthetics, and stage makeup
2) learn how to make paw-boots
3) adopt everyone
4) soriel reasons (even though more likely than not everyone will be taller than me because tiny asian genes)
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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alright you nearsighted motherfuckers
rb this and tag your age when you first got glasses
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non-available-kuri · 6 years ago
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Picked up this game i dropped years ago
Now not only am I running a resturant with anthropomorphic food but I'm also growing anthropmorphic plant bois (and the occasional gurl) in the garden behind my resturant.
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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Friend: You're my best friend
Me (internally): Normally I'm all about calling all my good friends besties but we barely interact within our friend group and more than half the time it's you starting it and kinda pushing that you're interested in me despite me dropping hints and bombs that I'm not interested in you or going beyond awkward acquaintance friendship and are more into females or those who lean more towards feminine qualities and right now I think I can only really consider one person my best friend and she's been my friend before we were even 10 and has seen me at my worst. And right now I am very tempted to make a giant list of my "general types of physical touching, especially when there is any contact with skin or hair, I am not bueno with with most people unless I initiate it, without goding, and said list which is really limited to close childhood friends, close family, kids I can tolerate, and small handful of non-childhood friends. the exception is accidental physical contact due to things like crowding/lack of room in a given space or when handing over an item to person...or when I bringing physical harm to a person...The list of which is a general base-rule that is flexible and can change depending on my mood and given situation"
me (externally): k
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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Listen okay I know ships are great and all but there is nothing as good as getting to see a group of disasters slowly become a family even if they don’t realize it and then someone’s in danger and suddenly everyone’s like….don’t you fucking touch my family and there’s a moment of realization that they’d all die for each other in a heartbeat and that will always be better than any ship could ever hope to be
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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sometimes im tempted to sell my games because i need cash
BUT THEY'RE MINE!!
i don't care if I could make a pretty penny especially with my rarer games and complete series. they're mine!
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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im sad i can no longer do my occasional nsfw fanart on a sideblog.
i rarely have the motivation, but when i do...i wanna draw steakwine (well in my case using traditional shipping naming coventions redsteak sorrynotsorry)
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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I FINALLY PULLED CHOCOLATE.
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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To this day I am still screaming
I have a sizeable number of food souls (93 of 107 or over 3/4 of total available food souls at the moment) and the ones I’m missing are ones from events I missed (or had no safety net pull amount...I’m looking at you hotpot), from team up, OR ARE “FUCK-OFF MA” CHOCOLATE!
HE IS LITERALLY THE ONLY NORMAL SUMMON PULL FOOD SOUL I STILL DO NOT HAVE! WTF?!?
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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I wish i had a job of drawing anime-game mugshots.
because that's all i can draw. fuck yo backgrounds and complex sceneries. random floating people from the waist-up all the way!
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non-available-kuri · 7 years ago
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Slightly 1 day belated Valentine day doodle
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