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breeze and em making posters :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62979760

Because of the Mayoral powers that commanded them all, Emerald Shadowground found herself making banners with Villagetown’s own sweetheart/outcast (who might as well be the village creeper. Or an enderman… she totally gave off enderman vibes… ), Breeze . 

Yeah, that Breeze. Painting with colors. With Emerald. Because they were war heroes. And also girls. Because the mayor is a feminist now and wanted Breeze and Emerald to work on this project because he “wants to show that girls can fight too”. Hooray for women on the front lines! Ignore the fact that they’re child soldiers.

And as Emerald glanced up to observe Breeze, undoubtedly the best all-round student, there was only one thought in Emerald’s mind:

Wow, she freaking sucks at this!

“Um,” Emerald started, eyeing Breeze’s work. If you could really call it that. “Generally, I think the Mayor wants our propaganda to look… how do you say, visually appealing?”

The other girl’s hand paused. Her eye, the one not covered by a curtain of blue bangs, met Emerald’s. “Propaganda,” she repeated. Her gaze was… unreadable, Emerald concluded. With shame , mind you! She’s good at reading people, okay! Breeze isn’t exactly an open book. If anything, she’s a closed book. A closed book with a lock with the key hidden in a sand temple seven biomes away. So, yeah.

“I mean…” 

Emerald looked at page of instructions they were given by the mayor, which including a list of slogans for them to put on the banners. Fun things such as Mine for Victory , We Can Do It! , and of course, the classic Our Wall Will Never Fall . They were to illustrate imagery that would apparently stir Villagetown’s pride, that would encourage patriotism . They were to, if you will, glaze Villagetown. For the sake of their survival, or something.

“I just- okay, I’m not trying to be mean, its just that-- I don’t feel very… patriotic, looking at… is that a chicken?”

“Yes.”

Emerald squinted at the strokes of white and yellow and red and black. “Ah. I see it now. Is this just like, for fun, or… cause I don't see how that's entirely related to our situation...?”

“It’s a chicken. The slogan will be The Mobs Are Chicken . To imply that Herobrine’s army is weak, even if it is untrue, to bring up the morale of the village.” Breeze leaned back, resting on her palm, looking self-satisfied.

“Oh… Breeze…that’s…. That’s great…”

“Thank you.”

Man. She couldn’t help being a mystery, could she? Because it was definitely a mystery to Emerald how a banner could look like that. 

They continued working. Emerald thought about her friends, how she’d be chatting and gossiping with them, coming up with new strategies and stuff to show off in class. So, the quiet was certainly different. Not exactly suffocating , just… quiet. Hm. Whatever.

Breeze was alright, Emerald decided. Even if her chickens looked more like albino ender zombies. Emerald could live with that.

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has anyone here ever read diary of an 8-bit warrior

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ok runt we see the fit

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they are soooooooo nami and robin coded

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would anyone wanna read a fic about breeze and em hanging out taking place around book 3 or so

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Hyper fixation is a bitch when the media you fixated on is an 8 years old MINECRAFT FAN BOOK

Random comic strip

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!! ANIMATED SERIES DOA8BW WOULD BE SO FUCKING AWESOME

the Minecraft movie shouldve been a movie adaptation of diary of an 8 bit warrior smh

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On account of him being like 13 or sum I don’t think Runt realises how much of a workaholic he’ll probably become in the future

Like throughout the books Runt is only consistently focused on two things: becoming a warrior and hanging out with his friends

Everything else that has happened to him was just collateral

I mean look at the end of book 4, the highest rank in their group is obviously Breeze, she’s basically bio engineered super soldier trained from birth, but who’s right their next to her? Runt of course!

Runt who’s parents are farmers, who complains and groans about training all the time, who says he would rather goof off that work, who had no combat experience just a year ago, that Runt got in top 5 of an entire village

I think since this story is told through his diary entries that only includes what Runt thinks is the coolest stuff that happens, I don’t think we know the actual extent of how much he works in his time off screen

The little man is working his butt off over there

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any other alt girls in the minecraft village

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I made a Breeze :D

Picrew

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do think we’re friends in every universe- an animation.

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Every time I look at how Runt is illustrated compared to Breeze I think of this meme

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The story concepts in Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior make me go insane. It's an Isekai war story from the perspective of a kid who's never left their village. It's the story of a kid who watches their home slowly become unrecognizable due to a war the magnitude of which they can't fully comprehend. An entire generation of children are turned into soldiers and lose their innocence because of it. The protagonist learns that that their actions, their dreams don't matter to the overarching narrative. It's about someone realizing they're not the main character, and in response making themself into one anyway through their diary. It's a published Minecraft fanfiction about a villager named Runt who goes hurr hurr hurr in his free time.

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ill do some more 8bw art sometime i swear

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mutuals do this

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i like diary of an 8-bit warrior