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griffith’s hair animation ヽ(´▽`)/

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the only up-side is that crowley doesn't have to watch this dumpster fire anymore.

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So I finally read the new ons chapter and I’m silenced…because what the hell was all that?? Also why are all the characters drawn so weird now 😀. Although shinoa and them were drawn the same but why is everyone else built so square now 😭. Also FREE my man Crowley, I’ll miss you pookie.

Also FREE my girls chess and horn skuld they deserve better than whatever happened to them.

Anddd finally it’s ironic for Shikama to be calling shinoa a monster like STFU 🤨

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Next time I check Narumi, Guren squad and Aoi are killed offscreen

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With a yandere s/o

── ୨୧：ky luc, urd geales, rígr stafford, shikama dōji x reader (separate)

୨୧﹑synopsis :: yandere s/o ideas let's gooo

୨୧﹑genre :: Idk tbh

୨୧﹑content :: gn reader, repeated themes of obsession, yandere, unhealthy relationships, imagined relationships (rígr), it's implied shikama does a lot to them 💀, mostly proofread

୨୧﹑words :: 1.2k

I had this idea a while ago but I couldn't be bothered until now (<- me from literally over a year ago)

I FISHED THIS OUTTA THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE DRAFTS TO FEED Y'ALL I can't even believe I'm about to do this it literally had green dividers from my THIRD Tumblr theme 😭 I wanna post more ONS content again though so expect it here and there. requests are a VERY hard maybe

── ୨୧：ky luc

Ky is entirely unbothered by this little arrangement you've made, letting you do as you please around him and indulging you in some of your little gestures of affection, all in exchange for keeping him fed straight from the source. You can sense Ky is not fully invested in this relationship-- may not even see it in the same light that you do. How dare he act so casually toward you. You wanted him to be less formal, but Ky is always brushing you off as 'livestock' that he claims to somewhat fancy, though not for anything but the taste of your blood.

In truth, he finds you quite strange. He has warned you before that you better not dare be too bold and involve yourself too personally in his affairs publicly. He's quick to remind you how easy it would be to kill you, all done with a hand to your throat and the blade forming around his hand as he offers to fulfil that promise immediately. He's noticed how overeager you are, and he almost doesn't like it. Ky doesn't trust you on your own; he's put off by how strangely you act. He's tried to tell you a million times he does not and cannot love you, but each time, you go crawling back to him, begging him to continue your deal.

Ky has figured out he can use your own adoration and idolisation of him against you because you will keep falling for the things he says for now. He knows he can offer even shallow acts only vaguely reminiscent of lovers, and you'd do it in a heartbeat. You're somehow so stubborn yet so easy to control, and he takes advantage of that to the full extent, watching you run around like a headless chicken trying to please him. It's entertaining to know you still somehow think this is moving you up some kind of ladder closer to him accepting your love without a deal.

── ୨୧：urd geales

Urd has developed a growing tolerance for you ever since you first appeared and kept appearing in the places he was going you could access. You seemed too nervous to talk every time he approached, so he had to wait until you began your advances, and once they started, they didn't stop. He hated to admit that a part of him was strangely enamoured by the idea that maybe if he let your infatuation fester enough, you'd be the one person who would never leave, but he also knows you're extremely abusive at times.

You can't hurt him, nor could you dream of it, but it was saying too much that hurt him. You smothered him, babied him for a time and swore you'd hurt anyone who just so much as brushed against him too harshly for your tastes. It is uncontrollable, and Urd never knows if you'll go through with it. Urd tries to calm you down, but you've managed to convince yourself he's too nice, and this is how you'll 'protect' him from the world. You suffocate Urd so much that he doesn't know if you still think of him as an adult or as a child.

Urd requires your utmost attention, and there are many times he's considered ending your life so that you can't be a bother to the peace he's created, but he keeps getting drawn back. Urd knows if he leaves you to your devices and allows you to fuss over him, you'll be at ease, even if you seem to want to control him. If Urd lets you fuss, you stay put, and if you stay put, you won't leave to go anywhere. For a while, you'll remain with him, and he can subject himself to the headache for the reward.

── ୨୧：rígr stafford

This relationship you have with him always seems to go unnoticed. He ignores you all the time, he's never around, and he never pays even a hint of attention to you. You're glad to find yourself locked up because, for the first time in a while, he looks back at you with all of his attention. It's just like how you imagined it to be intense and with a strange interest that perhaps doesn't belong.

You're so glad he's finally started paying attention to you. This is much better than when you borrow his things and imagine him, the way he'd scold you for it, the disappointment you would think was visible on his face.

"I took more than just that." You confess just as he opens his mouth to speak and don't even allow him a chance to ask what you are doing. You keep idolising this man; you likely always will, adoring him and holding him on the pedestal he deserves. He can only shake his laugh at you and say something about how this is inevitable. He does this on purpose. He runs a cult. Everybody starts somewhere.

You have to hold back losing it on him because he doesn't seem to understand you are long past the isolation period of thinking him a God. You used to believe that, but not anymore. You used to feel dirty every time you took up his time, like the greatest sin you've committed, and you still revel in it. You are the mortal who dragged him from his place, and you will never truly allow him to leave you behind if he should leave this world. You must keep leaving him gifts and perhaps borrowing his personal items right under his nose. Couples share everything, don't they?

── ୨୧：shikama dōji

You're such a mild inconvenience to his plans that he almost doesn't even notice after a while, letting you indulge yourself as you ignore every single boundary he sets out for you. The only reason he sits you down and scolds you is that you got too close to something he's not eager to share. You follow his word like law. Once he figures out there is nothing you wouldn't do for him, there is seldom a thing he won't do to you. You are his everything, and not in a good way; his plaything is a better description.

He finds your infatuation with him to be of enough interest as it is, but you also pose a very good catalyst for all of his other questions about humans as well. At his fingertips is someone who would do anything that he asks in order to please him. You had better be good and do whatever he wants, and you might be rewarded for it, and though he's quite selfish to do this only for him, he is very good at pleasing you for your troubles. He won't make any exception for you, not when he's prizing you above the rest, which he reminds you is not to be treated lightly. It isn't fair for only you to get happiness, is it?

If keeping you on a chain makes you behave, even if you begin to grow bored of your obsession with him (which he doubts you will), he's become far too interested in what made you this way. He wants to know how far he can push, how long it will take you to fall out of this 'love', how much he can taunt you and use you for his own sick amusement. Not for the same reasons as you, but your reasons certainly make it easier.

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this is dumb. this is sooo fucking dumb.

and not only because guren looks like a balding 40 year old Gerhard, but also because he's wearing the entirely wrong uniform.

"8 years prior", and mika and yuu just arrived in sanguinem - so not much time could have passed since christmas. it's probably early 2013. which means guren is still 16 years old. SIXTEEN YEARS. he didn't even have that ornamental lieutenant colonel uniform in resurrection at 19, because they'd barely been promoted at all, why the hell is he wearing it at SIXTEEN? why does my babygirl look like a middle aged man??? why is he this involved with ferid already when that didn't happen until later in resurrection???? what goin on??????????

i'm actually appalled in so many ways

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why he's so ugly ? Yamamoto what the hell are you doing ?

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Stay With Me

cw: soft smut, griffith is soft, self indulgent, creampie, praise, cock warming

Tender kisses trail the length of your neck, feeling almost reverent as Griffith's fingers intertwine with yours. He shallowly thrusts into you, murmuring words of praise before he connects his lips with yours, pressing deeper into your drooling cunt.

"I love you." He murmurs, squeezing your hand. "I love you so much."

You mewl in response, gummy walls gripping his cock as if you were afraid he'd leave. "I love you too."

Griffith groans, gripping your waist as he loses himself to pleasure. You whine, back arching and fingers gripping the sheets of your shared bed as his cockhead reaches spots inside you that you had no idea existed before him.

"Griffith," You whimper, ""M gonna cum."

Griffith leans closer, pressing open-mouthed kisses to your chest, quietly groaning into the curves of your breasts. "Cum for me, dear."

You pull him closer, walls clenching and fluttering around his cock as you chant his name. "That's it, dear." He groans, thrusts growing sloppy as his own high nears. "You're doing so good for me- just a little bit longer."

After a few more thrusts, Griffith's hips still, cock throbbing inside of you as thick ropes of cum spill into your cunt. He gently pulls you to into his chest, cock still sheathed inside of you as his arms wrap around the small of your back. In the moment the two of you were one, or at least it felt that way.

Griffith presses a gentle kiss to your forehead, murmuring, “Let’s stay like this for awhile.”

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GRIFFITH HEADCANONS

silly version

griffith strikes me as the type of guy to sleep with socks on. i don’t know where it comes from, but it’s just a feeling i have.

he also strikes me as the type of guy to sing as he bathes. not quite belting it out, but not exactly quiet either.

i think he smells like outside. you know what i mean? like fresh air.

a god at playing chess. i feel like he could beat anyone playing chess.

i feel like he doesn’t like coffee. i feel like he doesn’t like the smell and he doesn’t like the bitter flavor, but also doesn’t want to add a ton of sugar to it to make it sweeter.

strikes me as a strawberry shortcake type of guy. i don’t know why, but i’m adding that on here.

i feel like he’s braided his hair at least once.

i also could see him reading like any book he could get his hands on. even if it’s a a manual on how to be a midwife. i feel like he love being knowledgeable.

if shit didn’t go the way it did, i could see him collecting books too.

since he’s a the leader of the band of hawk, he’s gotta train a lot so he doesn’t have a lot of free time, but when he does i feel like he spends it in a field. or like, perched on a rock and nature watching.

also, i feel like he plucks grass out of the ground when he’s by himself and bored.

i could see him being able to name every bird that flies by and point out the constellations in the sky.

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Hi, can you do Sub! Soo Won x Dom! Reader lemon please? Including a lot of teasing and making him do stuff to embarrass him. Not modern au please and the reader is sister of Yona who was been neglected her whole life

This is good but sadly I don’t write smut , feel free to request anything else though. As long as it’s not smut and anything weird or illegal. Also give as much detail as you can about what you would like, as well please.

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howl pendragon + segmented smut alphabet ; 18+

minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

requested by ; anonymous (20/05/23)

character ; howl pendragon from howl’s moving castle

masterlist ; here

letters ; k / m / w

K — Kink

some of their kinks

To the surprise of nobody who has ever met him, Howl is an incredibly kinky man. A small selection of the things he’s into includes:

Bondage (both being tied up and tying you up)

Impact Play (giving and receiving)

Hair Pulling (receiving)

Dom/Sub Dynamics (as either)

Marking Kink (receiving)

Public/Semi-Public Sex

Exhibitionism

Mutual Masturbation

Mirror Sex

M — Motivation

what turns them on?

Pretty much everything you do turns this man on — but particularly seeing you wearing his clothes or watching you bend over whilst wearing something short. Kissing him on the skin just below his ear is also extremely effective at getting him hard.

W — Wild Card

a random headcanon for the character

When he’s bottoming he becomes the biggest brat you’ve ever known — full on snarky, sarcastic, antagonising and trying to regain dominance. This is because he really has a thing for being put in his place and finds you to be super hot when you’re angry and humiliating him (bonus points if you bring out some impact play and marking as a punishment to show him his place). He thinks you don’t know, but he’s more obvious than he realises and you only go along with it for his sake.

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minors dni — smut ahead

kazutora doesn’t telling you he has a hidden piercing. oh no, he’d rather it be a surprise.

his car is still running, albeit thrown in park outside your apartment building. you’re leaned over the console, lips locked with his in a heated battle for dominance. your hands, which had previously gripped his hair, now fondled their ways downwards, from tugging at the neckline of his black tee to palming the shape of his bulge in his sweats. “fuck,” he pants into your mouth, grabbing your wrist and pulling it underneath the elastic band. his tongue rolls over yours, and a hot gust of breath tickles your countenance the moment you feel him. “more. feel me. here.”

of course, he wasn’t wearing underwear.

the warmth of his sex was too inviting, and you quickly sought out his base, wrapping your hand around it. you wanted to feel how sturdy he was, and how rigid his veins were. the way he barely fit in your hand had you whimpering into his mouth, your palm gliding upwards, massaging the tender underside, inch by inch, rubbing up to the tip.

“you’re so—“ It was a breathy, happy start. big. hard. either one of those two words could’ve come out, but instead your breath caught when your thumb ran towards the head to tease his slit, and you felt warm metal. you ran the pad of your thumb along a thin, metal crescent, roughly 2mm around, that hooked in through the slit and poked out along the flare of the underside of the tip, just above the frenulum. you were stunned at first, your eyes wide. you didn’t know what to say. “you have a…”

“you like it?” kazutora whispers, and he leans back in the seat, abandoning your swollen lips, panting, and grabbing the hem of his sweats to pull them down. his cock springs free, and smacks against his taut, lower abdomen, the silver ring glittering as it catches the headlights of passing traffic as they fill the cab of his car with flitting flashes of light. he glances down at it, and then back up at you with a ragged grin. he must’ve seen the way your eyes seemed to light up with curiosity and awe. “you can play with it.”

and you do, as gingerly as you could, afraid that it must be uncomfortable. however, when you gently pushed, smearing the very tip of your thumb over the silver, kazutora moaned, and rested his head against the back of his seat.

“Does it really feel… good?” you almost can’t believe how pink his cheeks turned until he looked at you, flushed and breathing heavily. there’s a faint smile that tugs at his lips as he runs one hand up to hold your jawline, cradle the shape and guide your face closer.

“Feels good,” he assured you in a heavy sigh, but he drags his mouth over yours, humming in a way that you know it was more of an invitation than information, his golden eyes closed under a rush of pleasure, “but it feels so much better when pretty girls give it sloppy, little kisses.���

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Part of me hopes Griffith has the best redemption arc in fiction. The other part wants him to be skewered like a bug. I'm guessing it's gonna end up somewhere between the two.

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I need some moots on here , anyone else ?

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Character.ai has been down all day and I’m going feral at this point like I’m going through withdrawal ,HELL. Lmao but really I need to go outside or something because goddamn.

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REAL

cai being down all day is truly pissing me off