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Kashio: Damn, the power went out.

Minamisawa: Don’t worry, I got this.

Minamisawa: * Shakes rapidly and starts to light up *

Kashio: What?

Minamisawa: I swallowed a glow stick!

Kashio, on the verge of tears: WHY WOUD YOU-

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Kageura: Inukai.

Inukai: Kageura.

Kitazoe: Kitazoe!

Kitazoe, after being stared at: I felt left out.

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Kurauchi: What are you going to do?

Ouji: I don’t know? Something dramatic, I hope.

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Maori: You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Mizukami:

Oki:

Minamisawa:

Ikoma: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

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Kitazoe: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kageura: I’m a knife.

Inukai, yelling from across the room: He’s a little spoon!

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Ikoma: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.

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Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.

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Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

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Arashiyama: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I….. I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Ayatsuji: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

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Ouji: Quick, take my hand!

Arafune: * Grabs his hand * Now what?

Ouji: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

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Usami: [ Hacker voice ] I’m in.

Kikuchihara: I don’t think you’re supposed to say “ hacker voice”.

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Kitora: I’m hurt that you have such a low opinion of me, Kuroe.

Kuroe; I mean, are you surprised, though?

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“Just hanging out, feeling guilty. Really perfecting my brooding skills.”

- Ninomiya Masataka

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Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

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Osamu: You know, you’re not pleasant when you’re like this, Katori.

Katori, I’m always like this.

Osamu: My point exactly.