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Fun movie but they could’ve gotten a little freakier
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🎵 Knee deep in the Honda civic 🎵
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Deadpool & Wolverine Honda Odyssey fight slowed gifset
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i'm sorry, poolverine is what we're going with? "lade" is right there.
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me: wow, the violence and profanity in deadpool & wolverine sure did border on the homoerotic. i wonder if ao3 has anything yet.
ao3:

#deadpool and wolverine#the 2nd fic has a 'spit as lube tag'#yeah i'm here for it#literally only 2 couples i like#power imbalance or violent toxic masculinity#sorry if you were here for the first one#i just need fighting that seemlessly transitions into OR can be mistaken for fucking
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no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability
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X-Men '97 1x02 “Mutant Liberation Begins”
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this literally feels like a scene straight out of a fanfic this belongs on ao3 what is it doing on my screen
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X-Men (2000) dir. Bryan Singer X-Men '97 S01E09 "Tolerance Is Extinction, Pt. 2"
#i usually don't like these kinds of references BUT#the fact xmen 97 only did one and it was this one#this series was so fucking good#initially had a hard time getting through the original because of the cringy dialogue#not to mention unexplained/unresolved plot threads#(new mutants is like the only media where we ever see illyana use powers??)#but i'm glad i got througg it#xmen 97
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This is what happened when a fanfic site is profit driven. Wattpad sucks 😞

The email from Wattpad is so condescending imagine pressuring writers to update and work while they are doing it for free and fun. Also the discovery? Algorithm? Of Wattpad looks like a stressful popularity contest 😑
#it's the 'discovery system' for me#like ao3 has a very good tagging system so you can literally just find what you want by searching keywords#remember when google used to be lime that too???
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#parentheses??? what??#yall this is literally tumblr#that's what the tags are for#parentheses are for clarifying information ONLY#assorted thoughts go in the tags
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Me talking about tomarrymort :

#it's almost like taboo subjects require complex narratives#and complex narratives makes for good stories#hmmmmm
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where did you find that picture of tom thats your header??? its SOOO CUTE I LOVE IT!!!!!
don't remember, but i'm pretty sure it's from a GQ photoshoot. they always put him in ridiculous outfits and even more ridiculous poses...
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For the WIP thing! I meant to send in an ask and got distracted 😩 so!! I'm curious about th SIM nail painting one and Birthday Loads 👀👀
Sim nailpainting is based on this link and the only note besides that link is “blame duckie” lmfao
Birthday loads is this idea that started in the server where on Peter’s birthday Tony gives him the same number of loads (creampies) as his age instead of birthday spanks or punches - this is all I have for it so far. I think im supposed to tag Ross for this one whenever it gets posted but I’d have to check my spreadsheet

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nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!
#i know this has been a problem for a while#but that last addition aggravates me to no end#ao3 is not a click farming popularity contest#this is so gross
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To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.
This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.
Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!
#very interesting that all the trans references are notable omissions for genitals#the sample size is probably too small tbh#trans authors are more likely to put themselves into a cis character than write about their personal experience with sex#and a cis author is even less likely to write smut with trans characters#but i appreiciate these terms being included as notable omissions because obviously those kinds of fics do exist#and so do forced feminaztion#maybe even masculinization? idk
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There's something about Starker and the trope: accidental penetration. As if Tony would ever "accidentally" put his cock inside Peter. That man is working to fuck that hole since Peter reached the age of consent.
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